Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	impellere 2009-09-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
	BECAUSE YOU LIED. NARA NEVER LIES. HE'S SMART. SMART PEOPLE AREN'T STUPID, FAKE SHIKAMARU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I WASN'T LYING. YOU'RE JUST RETARDED. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
	NO YOU ARE NO ONE SMART WOULD SAY INO IS HOTTER THAN ANYONE ELSE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:23 am UTC (link)
	BUT SHE IS. YOU WOULD KNOW, WOULDN'T YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	UGH YOU INDIRECTLY CARRIED NARUTO GERMS IN HIS BED INO YOU SLUT equate 2009-09-23 01:33 am UTC (link)
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	I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT haecceity 2009-09-23 01:37 am UTC (link)
	...I mean, because everybody knows. How hot. She is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	UH HUH EWWWWWWWWW/ equate 2009-09-23 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Everyone, Nara? You advertised well. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	GET OUT SASUKE haecceity 2009-09-23 01:43 am UTC (link)
	I prefer the word informed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:12 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 02:14 am UTC (link)
	BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:15 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 02:17 am UTC (link)
	...What? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Didn't know you had it in you. If you're that interested then next time you can join us. Ino did say the idea was ~hot~. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 02:25 am UTC (link)
	She did not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:30 am UTC (link)
	But she did. I mean, I'm not the type of guy to step in front of true love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 02:35 am UTC (link)
	YOU ARE A FILTHY, DIRTY LIAR, UZUMAKI NARUTO. I would never NOT WITH--INO. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:39 am UTC (link)
	cut the shit, yamanaka. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-09-23 02:42 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea what you're going on about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Purple-fucking-thong. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-09-23 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Why are you bringing my panties into this?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:57 am UTC (link)
	It would be a bitch if you wrote your name on the tag. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-09-23 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I really don't have to. I was just in such a hurry to get out of there that one time, so. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? I thought you lingered after a job well done. You know, for applause. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)