Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Who, me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 01:23 am UTC (link)
	...No. The blonde standing behind you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah, she's totally good-looking, isn't she? And way talented. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 01:32 am UTC (link)
	...Oh yeah, I'd totally hit that. Get me in a good spin the bottle game, and I'd totally rock her world for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:34 am UTC (link)
	You might have to get in line. She's very sought after, you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Who cares about a line when I could just shove her into a closet~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:46 am UTC (link)
	A closet. How appropriate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Definitely fits her style, don't you think? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't think she'd do anything in a closet if she could help it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Who said she had a choice in the matter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Kinky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure she'd want nothing less. Am I right~? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Totally. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	...Exactly, how long are you gonna keep this going? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-09-23 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Did you say something to Shikamaru? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 02:38 am UTC (link)
	...No. Nothing at all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-09-23 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Whatever gave you that idea? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-09-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know, I just see him tap-tap-tapping away furiously at his keyboard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 05:13 am UTC (link)
	You sure he's replying to me, there? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-09-23 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure he will eventually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 05:20 am UTC (link)
	It's a theory... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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