Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Is that all you're going to say? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:03 am UTC (link)
	it's useless to put up a fight against something that's already happened. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. Next time try keeping your girlfriend on a leash, birthday boy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:06 am UTC (link)
	why does everyone keep saying that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 06:09 am UTC (link)
	All appearances seem to point to that general conclusion. I would say you could set them straight, but knowing you that's highly unlikely to happen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 haecceity 2009-09-23 06:10 am UTC (link)
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	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:11 am UTC (link)
	kill me. kill me now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 06:13 am UTC (link)
	You'd rather kill yourself than spend five minutes telling people you're not fucking Barbie? Really? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:15 am UTC (link)
	it's going to take more than five minutes. and it's a hassle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Well if you're not going to do something about it then don't complain. It's annoying. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:20 am UTC (link)
	complain complain complain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Christ, are you this annoying all the time? To everyone? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:24 am UTC (link)
	maybe. you might or might not bring out the worst in me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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