Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	aquatic 2009-09-23 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yuuuuuuuuuuup. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	What, no big birthday spankings? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-23 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	The capital letters are a giveaway, you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	no birthday spankings? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-23 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Only if you come too, Ino. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-23 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Then you also have no birthday spanking. Bummer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-24 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Bummer. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	haecceity 2009-09-24 04:09 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-24 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Nice dots. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-24 04:50 am UTC (link)
	sup. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-24 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Not me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-24 04:55 am UTC (link)
	sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-24 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh, shit. Caught. Those sparkles, they make me feel things. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-24 05:00 am UTC (link)
	take it up with ino, not me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-24 05:03 am UTC (link)
	She was being a brat. Let's go get you drunk boyscout. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-24 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	i'll pass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-24 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Never gave you the option. I'll drag you out by the hair. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-24 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	i'm your ta, houzuki. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-24 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse number one, Nara. Got any more? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	YOU JUST WANT THEM TO DO GAY DANCES TOGETHER TO MAKE THOSE MVS CANON haecceity 2009-09-24 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	YEAH, AND? aquatic 2009-09-24 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Too bad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	i can't use that icon i can't take this seriously anymore OAJDKLFjas haecceity 2009-09-24 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	... no. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wait, you were taking this seriously to begin with? 8) aquatic 2009-09-24 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	I can't let you be a lump on your birthday, Nara. This is for your dubious future. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)