Lavender to Matty. She'd apologize PROFUSELY for rebuffing him for so long, and say how much she actually likes him, and how good of a friend he's been to her even when she was being a total cow, and HOW could he like DAPHNE AND MONA, and her favorite thing ever is when she was broken up about Ron and he offered to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's over the phone with her.
Lavender to Ernie. "Ummmmmm. Ok, um. Well, like, first let's talk about your hair."
PP to S-A. She freaks him out a little, to be honest, but he's glad her brother showed him how to cook the deer that one time. Also, he's setting up a business in London that may have use of her special hunting talents. Would she care to join?
PP to Matty. "STOP BLEEDING SINGING TO MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU INTERFERING, MINGING WANKER. I WILL PUT HUMPHREY BOGART'S HEAD IN YOUR BED!"
PP to Cletus. I think, for a good two minutes, PP would just laugh at him. Laugh and laugh and laugh. And then he'd tell Cletus that his eyebrows really aren't all that attractive, and he hopes to God that when he marries Cletus' sister, Cletus will take up PP's offer (an offer he can't refuse, really) to buy him a house. Far away. Perhaps in Cardiff. Or Antarctica. He hears the cold is very sterilizing.
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