I tell you this, it is no 1967 Chevy Impala. (hello_from_dis) wrote,
@ 2008-02-05 00:09:00

MEME.
UGH UGH GOD I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING A PAPER UGH GOD I HATE YOU ALL.

Pick one or more of my characters and one or more of yours, and I'll tell you something they've always wanted to say to your character but could never bring themselves to say out loud.

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	ludivine 2008-02-05 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I AM SO ORIGINAL I BLOW MYSELF AWAY SOMETIMES. RIGHT OUT OF MY CHAIR. Evie to Nikolas Evie to Hannah PP to Nikolas Lavender to Nikolas Lavender to Geoffrey PP to Daphne Lavender to Daphne (Reply to this)(Thread)

hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 01:37 am UTC (link)

GOODNESS THIS LIST LOOKS FAMILIAR. WEIRD.

Evie to Nikolas. She'd tell him that she really really did care about him, and even though she's perfectly content with Richie, and even though Nikolas was kind of an ass, she liked when they were pseudo-together-except-not. Also, that she knows he's got good things coming if only he'd actually let them happen, and he can do really amazing things with his mouth. Just saying.
Evie to Hannah. That she loved her, and was so very, very proud of her for everything. That Hannah was pretty much her role model, even though she flailed and spazzed about things, and that the way Hannah handled herself and the younger years during that last big fight was really really admirable. AND that they really must keep in touch; she just wouldn't have it otherwise.

PP to Nikolas. Despite Nikolas' generally unwashed habits, his tendency to hit on anything that moves, and the fact that he doesn't defend PP nearly as much as he ought when Harold tries to creep on him, he's pretty much the best friend PP's got at Hogwarts. When someone says 'guy friends', Nik's who PP thinks of first.
Lavender to Nikolas. Wash more, please; no, she will never engage in a threesome if Tabitha is involved; he's really terribly attractive in a Paul Newman, I-could've-been-a-contender sort of way; and why can't she get Matty to just jump in the sack with her already? Surely Nikolas knows how to do it.
Lavender to Geoffrey. How much she absolutely adores him, and thinks he's an utter gentleman, and if she needed someone to fight for her honour, he'd TOTALLY be the first person she called. Also, she'd be more than happy to help him get a girl. She's totally good at that sort of thing. And maybe he should fix his hair. Just saying.
PP to Daphne. Oh God. Uh. That really, underneath the capitalization and insanity and death-threats and deer-killing, he really does care about her. Like, a lot. I wouldn't call it love, because, hi, he's basically soulless, but if it came down to one of them dying in a fire while the other one escaped, he'd be pretty hard-pressed not to make sure she got the hell out of there first.
Lavender to Daphne. She doesn't understand why she puts up with that capitalizing, suspiciously homosexual freak, NOR that utter slag of a cow Tabitha. But she thinks Daphne is really very lovely, if a little dense, and would like to show her a little more of the way the world works than Daphne knows (because, clearly, Lav is an expert on this).

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	ludivine 2008-02-05 01:50 am UTC (link)
	AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. TO EVERYTHING. Almost everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:00 am UTC (link)
	:D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 02:05 am UTC (link)
	I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MEME WOULD BE SO FUZZY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:07 am UTC (link)
	ME EITHER, WTF. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 02:16 am UTC (link)
	I was expecting more "I ACTUALLY THINK YOU KIND OF SUCK" responses, but my only wholly negative one that I can think of was Daphne to Anthony. THE SECRET LOVE, CAN YOU FEEL IT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Me too. MAN. WHERE DOES IT COME FROM. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 02:24 am UTC (link)
	THE ABYSS? WELL-ROUNDED CHARACTERS? IDK MAN, TAKE YOUR PICK (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:30 am UTC (link)
	IDK THOSE ARE BOTH PRETTY CHOICE OPTIONS. I'M GOING WITH MAGIC. MAYBE UNICORNS? IDK. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Pffft, everyone knows goblins > all. There's also possibility of divine intervention. By the hammer of Thor, perhaps? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:38 am UTC (link)
	That's just because they come in DROVES. alskdjf;aoiwej;ao3 OH MY GOD ALICE AND I ALMOST WORKED THOR INTO FT THE OTHER DAY. But alas, we exchanged it for the Diary of Anne Tank, because the characters in question were Jewish, and it was only fitting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I've always had a soft spot for goblins since that one George Carlin sketch about angels. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE NORSE GOD. GOLDEN, FLAXEN-HAIRED, RIPPLING MUSCLED NORSE GOD. If Thor doesn't make another appearance in VP before it ends my life will just be ruined. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I haven't seen it. D: SERIOUSLY. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW THAT THREAD ESCALATED INTO HILARIOUS WIN. Needs moar Thor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 02:46 am UTC (link)
	http://youtube.com/watch?v=O426jQAjGSM Just ignore the intro and lame slideshow! It's only a minute and a half or so but it is HYSTERICAL. ONE OF MY FAVORITE RP THREADS EVER, HANDS DOWN. I'm trying to think of HOW it could come up again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I will so watch that when I'm not desperately trying to crank out 1500 words of relatively par writing. GOOD GOD, SERIOUSLY. I have NO idea, but clearly, it must. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 02:51 am UTC (link)
	MINUTE AND A HALF!! I will put my thinking cap on and brainstorm overnight. Or while I'm not working. Or while I'm not paying any attention in class. ANY. Maybe some kind of mythology project for someone's class. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:57 am UTC (link)
	30% OF MY GRADE. ...Daphne gets a mythology assignment and has to post asking for any information on Norse mythology? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ludivine
2008-02-05 03:02 am UTC (link)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REPLYING TO COMMENTS, THEN? Not that I'm complaining. Until I go to bed, then you can do whatever the hell you want.

Oh god, I can't even remember what she's taking. Dance, Media Studies, and Performing Arts, I think. The only possibility I can think of is the last one--Trelawney assigning them some random deity to incarnate. Or possibly interpretive dance. Sweet Jesus.

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	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 03:04 am UTC (link)
	EVERY TIME I LOOK AT MY WORD COUNT OF LIKE 34 I JUST WANT TO WEEP IN FRUSTRATION, SO I AM DISTRACTING MYSELF UNTIL I CAN GET UP AND MAKE SOME CHEESE ON TOAST AND SOREEN AND START WRITING SORT OF AGAIN. laskjdf;aoiejaslie INTERPRETIVE DANCE OF A MYTHICAL DEITY YES PLZ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 03:08 am UTC (link)
	STILL MAKES NO SENSE BUT OK. The Thor ballet? Thor salsa? Thor waltz? NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE. I don't even know how in the seven hells that would EVER WORK. I just have a mental image of her ordering a giant prop hammer for ~authenticity~ and like, breaking her arms trying to lift it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	comrade 2008-02-05 03:59 am UTC (link)
	We're studying Thor in myth right now, and it takes all of my reserve not to think about... Thor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludivine 2008-02-05 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Psssh. I would so be raising my hand all "HEY, I SAW THIS THING CALLED THOR ON THE INTERNET ONE TIME. YOU CAN GET IT IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fairylights 2008-02-05 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Lavender to Parvati! PP to Melinda! Lavender to Michael! Brad to Sarah! (Reply to this)(Thread)

hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 02:20 am UTC (link)

Lavender to Parvati. How much she really respects Parvati, because she's not sure that gets across. Sure, Parvati's her BFFL, but she honest to God, values and respects Parvati more than most people she knows. Almost as much as her brother, which is saying something. Also, that she's kind of jealous of how smart and together Parvati is, and how it's really just so obvious she's heading places, where as Lavender has no idea what's going to happen to her.
PP to Melinda. Would you like some no-strings-attached, perfectly disease-free, bent-over-a-desk sex? Daphne doesn't need to know.
Lavender to Michael. That he's kind of absurdly fit, but he seriously needs to take his head out of his ass about this whole player thing and just pick someone. The charm and suave are totally cool, but girls are MUCH more attracted to someone steady, sorry! Also, his cheekbones are fabulous.

Brad to Sarah. "OH MY FUCK WILL YOU JUST STOP TALKING FOR LIKE FIVE BLOODY SECONDS, YOU HORRID BLOODY COW? FUCK ME, BUT YOUR SHRIEKING HARPY CRIES ARE MAKING ME BLEED OUT OF MY OWN EARS." And then he'd tell her to open her pretty brown eyes and take a look outside her own bubble. And would she like to maybe have sex some time.

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	connie 2008-02-05 02:29 am UTC (link)
	ZEE AND BRUCE. ZEE AND JUSTIN. DINAH AND BRUCE. LAVENDER AND BLAISE. (Reply to this)(Thread)

hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 02:37 am UTC (link)

Zee to Bruce. WELL. If she KNEW what was going on, she wouldn't say anything at all, except maybe a very self-satisfied "Finally." OTHERWISE, she'd probably tell him that it really isn't all that difficult to let other people help sometimes, you know. He doesn't have to fix everything. Oh, and naturally, that no matter how many stupid stunts he pulls or how often he finishes off the last of the Cherry Garcia, her father would be really proud of him, and so is she. (Cue aww.)
Zee and Justin. She doesn't understand why everyone avoids him! Sure, he's a little loud and, um, strange--but she's seen louder and stranger. As long as he doesn't start in on that one story. How does it go again? He's very sweet and really, after putting up with the majority of guys in the League, they could do with a few more blindly optimistic do-gooders out there. Also, she so digs Winged Victory.
Dinah and Bruce. Hello, unwitting role model. She thinks he needs to take the stick out of his ass--hi, other people have shit backgrounds too, you know; you're not the only one with a ~darque~ past--but he's pretty much the definition of what a single person can do in a shit city. Also, if Diana and Ollie weren't in the picture, she'd like to go for another round in the rain, please.

Lavender and Blaise. She'd like to know just why he takes such a keen interest in her best friend, and what he knows about Parvati that he doesn't. That really bothers her, that some Slytherin might know more about her best friend than she does. She'd also like him to come off his high horse every once in a while, but the image of Blaise hobknobbing with the middle class students makes her lol so hard she wouldn't actually be able to say it.

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	connie 2008-02-05 02:40 am UTC (link)
	OH I SEE, ZEE WOULD LIKE TO GO ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE. HA HA! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:43 am UTC (link)
	WILL HE SHOW HER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	connie 2008-02-05 02:47 am UTC (link)
	HE'D TRY, BUT IT'D PROBABLY DEGENERATE INTO THIS: "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! NAY, MY EYES DOTH DECEIVE ME! WHAT IS THIS GIANT HORSESHOE STRADDLING THE LAND?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hello_from_dis 2008-02-05 02:49 am UTC (link)
	HAHASD;LFKAJEOI OH MY GOD. ZEE = INTERNATIONAL TOUR GUIDE, Y/N? SHE'S EVEN GOT THE APPROPRIATELY ACCENTUATING OUTFIT. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	freud 2008-02-05 02:48 am UTC (link)
	LAVENDER to MATTY Lavender to Ernie PP to S-A PP to Matty PP to Cletus (Reply to this)(Thread)

hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 02:56 am UTC (link)

Lavender to Matty. She'd apologize PROFUSELY for rebuffing him for so long, and say how much she actually likes him, and how good of a friend he's been to her even when she was being a total cow, and HOW could he like DAPHNE AND MONA, and her favorite thing ever is when she was broken up about Ron and he offered to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's over the phone with her.
Lavender to Ernie. "Ummmmmm. Ok, um. Well, like, first let's talk about your hair."
PP to S-A. She freaks him out a little, to be honest, but he's glad her brother showed him how to cook the deer that one time. Also, he's setting up a business in London that may have use of her special hunting talents. Would she care to join?
PP to Matty. "STOP BLEEDING SINGING TO MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU INTERFERING, MINGING WANKER. I WILL PUT HUMPHREY BOGART'S HEAD IN YOUR BED!"
PP to Cletus. I think, for a good two minutes, PP would just laugh at him. Laugh and laugh and laugh. And then he'd tell Cletus that his eyebrows really aren't all that attractive, and he hopes to God that when he marries Cletus' sister, Cletus will take up PP's offer (an offer he can't refuse, really) to buy him a house. Far away. Perhaps in Cardiff. Or Antarctica. He hears the cold is very sterilizing.

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	ludivine 2008-02-05 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Have I ever told you how much Ernie's face in that icon cracks me up? It's like he's discovering porn for the first time, and not the Ariel's wedding, dolpin-screaming kind. I want to icon Cera now. Carry on. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	comrade 2008-02-05 03:23 am UTC (link)
	OOOH... RICK TO KATIE. BRAD TO SHEA. EVIE TO RITCHIE. PP TO CHO. Though there's not much to say, PROBZ. CASEY TO HERO. READE TO MINION. I MISS THEM SO. Do it because my teeth hurt. D: (Reply to this)(Thread)

hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 03:46 am UTC (link)

Rick to Katie. He doesn't think she's irresponsible. At all. In fact, she's probably one of the few young people he actually respects as more than just a silly teenager. He knows she has an excellent head on her shoulders, and while she's still coming out of her shell, she's got a long road of accomplishments and generally being amazing ahead of her. And he hopes that when she's on it, she won't completely forget the old history professor who let her crash at his place and beat up creepy old seabass who tried to mess with her head. Also, he says she should never date, ever, because men are crazy. Obviously.
Brad to Shea. If it wasn't TOTALLY OBVIOUS, how very fond he is of her, and that even though, yeah, he did fancy Lisa, he's glad he ultimately ended up with Shea. That she's a lot more clever and caring than she gives herself credit for, and would she PLEASE STOP FANCYING GAVIN, IT REALLY BOTHERS HIM. And would she like to move in or something maybe, he doesn't know.
Evie to Ritchie. How sorry she is for all the awful things happened when she was seeing Nikolas or whatever it was; that he really is her best friend in the entire world and she doesn't know what she'd do without him; that she's probably slightly less head-over-heels for him than he is for her, but only because that whole war thing really kind of woke her up to stuff; visiting his house with his family, despite his father's crazy looks, is really the best part of her holiday; and she's so grateful to him for going out to find Colin when she couldn't. THERE'S MORE, I'M SURE. SHE HAS A LOT OF UNSPOKEN THINGS.
PP to Cho. Do me.
Casey to Hero. She'd tell her to buck up; things aren't so bad. And completely begrudgingly admit that even though Casey's a good decade her junior, she's probably one of the closest things Casey's got to a friend. And also, how terrified she is that the shit she says on the ether is going to get her soul torn out of her body one day, but she can't really do anything else.
Read to Minion. Why aren't you at work. Also, that if any of these bitches decide to mess with her, he will gladly rip them apart from the inside out. And could her mother make that yakisoba thing tonight? Thanks.

ALSO, MOAR SUPERHERO STUFF IS GOING DOWN SOON, I THINK. PEOPLE JOINED THE 'VERSE FROM ~OUTSIDE~.

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	comrade 2008-02-05 03:51 am UTC (link)
	AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I CAN'T EVEN... TALK. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	GIVE ME THE EMO, I SAY kickawesome 2008-02-05 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Sylvie to Alec (Reply to this)(Thread)

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hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 03:50 am UTC (link)

Sylvie to Alec. She couldn't get by without him. She just couldn't. He's been around a fair few years, and though she mothers him more often than not, his presence is enough to keep her grounded when she wonders if suicide for the fallen ends them in the same place as humans. She would also like if he took care of himself better, and wonders why on earth he's chosen that little corn town of all places to settle.

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	chopin 2008-02-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
	OH MAN!!! PP to Tabitha PP to Harold PP to Jack PP to Anthony Lav to Jack Lav to Tabitha PP to Apollo Brad to Seamus Brad to Gavin Evie to Gavin (Reply to this)(Thread)

hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 04:15 am UTC (link)

SO MANY JESUS CHRIST.

PP to Tabitha. Darling, you don't REALLY think I'm HOMOSEXUAL, do you? And DO put in a good word about my WOOING HABITS with Daphne, my dear, THANK YOU.
PP to Harold. Ok, while Harold really definitely does freak him out a good part of the time--just in general--and he'd really rather like it if Dingle didn't bring down the name of Slytherin with his creeping and drug-dealing, and, ok, he feels a little awkward sleeping near him--well, he does consider Harold a friend. Of sorts. Not the best of friends, certainly, but you can't live with a guy for six+ years and (if you haven't resolved to murder them) not think them some sort of mate.
PP to Jack. DIAF. Or something along those lines. He doesn't care nearly as much about taunting Jack as Nikolas does, but Jack is just so overwhelmingly STUPID, and that faux ghetto slang really makes PP want to put dead things in his bed.
PP to Anthony. After a good ten minutes of bullshitting about new conspiracy theories he's read about, PP would probably just confess how much he enjoys belitting Anthony, and that the thought of Anthony being in servitude to him one day just tickles him pink. PP, he is slightly racist.
Lav to Jack. GOD, it took him LONG ENOUGH to ask Parvati out! She thinks he's really a very good, sweet guy, aside from all that Vanilla Ice fronting; she just wishes he'd let it show through more! And also, PLEASE stop flirting with anything with two tits and a twat. Parvati is CLEARLY better than that.
Lav to Tabitha. DEAR FUCKFACE: FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKING HORSE FUCKING CUNT DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOUR STUPID FAT FACE AND OH MY GOD I HATE YOU. FUCK YOU NO FUCKING LOVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, LAVENDER BROWN. This is all probably driven by how alike they are, but I don't think even she realizes that.
PP to Apollo. ...What's it like being gay? Also, he's curious how Apollo achieved his rise to power, because honestly, he thinks Apollo's a bit of a useless duffer, good at soothing but not much else.
Brad to Seamus. Ok, so the constant come ons were really, really disconcerting. But kind of flattering. Hey, if he can pull birds AND blokes, that's a good sign. On the one hand, he would really like Seamus to not ever mention it again ever ever ever, but on the other, he really does enjoy the little inflation of his ego. And also, if he were really, really, really drunk, and Shea wasn't around, he'd probably snog Seamus. ...Really, really drunk.
Brad to Gavin. Stay the fuck away from my girlfriend, you hairless, dick-obsessed, sociopathic freak.
Evie to Gavin. She's really rather surprised at how awful he became to her when he found out she was Muggleborn; she had always kind of thought he was better than that, and was really disappointed in him when he proved her wrong. Still, she liked when they were friends, even if he was a little off, and she liked when he asked her to the Christmas dance, because it made her feel wanted, which just doesn't happen much. If he stopped making fun of her for being Muggleborn, she'd be willing to be friends again.

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	wilde 2008-02-05 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Lavender to Hermione! Lavender to Evie! Lavender to...Ritchie? We really DON'T have many interactions, lol. (Reply to this)

	headgirl 2008-02-05 05:48 am UTC (link)
	PP to Samantha PP to Antonia PP to Rosie Lavender to Ron Lavender to Rosie Lavender to Lisa And anyone else you can think of! (Reply to this)

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