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PART II OF PART I /DIES
#5 = Sakura
Reason: Ojeez. What can be said here? He's known the girl for like... a year after her having vanished for most of his life. THINGS ARE COMPLICATED. But if he had to step back for a moment and let his manly urges roam he'd just have to admit that that might be nice to tap. She's got a nice body and a nice charming attitude. He doesn't know if she's a virgin or not and probably never will. Yet she probably knows a thing or two. Probably from books/movies but who's to judge? :|a

#6 = Karin
Reason: GOD. Did you see her photos on that site- No, no. Naruto's only met her once. There's no attachments and dayum girl got some back. She can flirt just as good. Can work that body as well as anyone else. And did I mention the accent? Hrrngh.

Call Naruto 'mister' anyday, bb. Eh-Knee-Day.

#7 = Tenten
Reason: I... Hm.

I really hate that there's not much to put here. And not because I've said it so many times before! But because the mix is so simple. She's beautiful. He's a man who likes beautiful things. She's funny. He likes to laugh. They balance one another and that sort of thing in bed just has to be... unf. So much unf.

But she's still a 7 because fuckability isn't the right term for it. He would fucking ~cherish~ it. God help anyone who does indeed get in her pants. He'll be out for blood. :(

#8 = Ino
Reason: Been there, done that. Went back for more later on because... Damn.

THIS IS THE REASON I'M GLAD I MADE THIS A FUCK QUESTIONNAIRE INSTEAD. He wouldn't dare date someone like Ino. Just like anyone smart wouldn't date someone with Naruto's track record. But they both know the ropes and how to tie them. They match each other on soooooo many levels and will pretty much do -anything- for the person they're screwing. That comes in handy for the kinky which both of them probaaaaaaaaaably are. D:

Let us all hope they always have condoms. I would hate to be the one responsible for if they ever spawn.

#9 = Neji
Reason: B-been there, done it... Have bad dreams about it. Is now socially inept when it comes to sex and all things involved. Flirting... dating. Even the naked women in his magazines give him dirty looks and it's DRIVING HIM INSANE. Dry spell is dry. and long. and painful. oh so very painful.

And the funny thing is he can't even remember if the sex was good. Just that he did Neji. He left the next morning. And things have been awkward since.

BUT SOMETHING... ANYTHING MUST BE THERE. And if they ever do it again it will be grand. Just take my word for it.

AND FINALLY...

#10 = I... just can't say right now. Why?

BECAUSE EVERY RELATIONSHIP HE HAS IS TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED. UJHJDFDFDHHFJKDFHK.

/GOES TO SLEEP