Secret Origin of Me, Grogg!
Now Grogg going to tell you him’s secret origin. But you no tell anyone, okay? Because it secret!
Long, long time ago, when big dinosaurs walk, Grogg was little tiny turtle. Grogg happy! Grogg eat, Grogg sleep, Grogg swim. But one day, when Grogg swimming, it get very cold. Grogg get very sleppy. Grogg sleep for long long time.
Boom! Big noise wake Grogg up. Grogg feel all tingly. Grogg roar and stretch and break through ice. Little tiny peoples run away from Grogg. Grogg very confused, so Grogg walk until him reach ocean. Grogg swim and swim and swim until Grogg reach Tokyo.
Grogg even more confused! This not here before! Grogg keep walking, but little things go squish under Grogg’s feet. And big things fall down when Grogg bump them. Little things on ground and in air spit fire at Grogg, try to hurt him! So Grogg spit fire back at them! That show them! Grogg smash everything!
Little peoples bring out bigger ground thingy. It shoot shiny ray at Grogg. Ray hurt! Grogg go back into ocean to rest. Next time, Grogg think, Grogg smash better!
Next time, Grogg go to Tokyo, stupid giant lizard already there. Grogg hate stupid lizard! Stupid lizard think him tougher than Grogg! Grogg fight stupid lizard. Grogg would have won if bitty peoples not help lizard! Stupid lizard throw Grogg in ocean. Grogg take nap.
Hoo-mans and stupid lizard always find ways to hurt Grogg! One time, Grogg have to work with stupid lizard and cute moth and stupid flying lizard to fight stupid three head lizard! One time, Grogg fight stupid red robot! One time, Grogg fight giant monkey!
And then one time, hoo-mans use something that make Grogg tingly! Then, Grogg not so big. Hoo-mans put Grogg in cage! Grogg very unhappy. Then, other hoo-mans tell Grogg they want Grogg to work for them, make up for “de-cades of dam-a-ges.”
Now, Grogg has job and friends and apartment. Grogg get to be big hero and little humans cheer for Grogg! Grogg not like to wear pants and Grogg not like to type reports, but Grogg like candies!
And that secret origin of me, Grogg!
