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Uchiha Madara ([info]kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-28 06:10:00


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Entry tags:bjs on the go, drive-thru brothel, shut up its cool, work related honest

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Attention all employees.

Your input is needed for a possible addition to our spectacular company.




A drive-thru brothel. Hush and consider it. Business men don't have time to stop in and go through all these choices and processes just to get a blowjob. We're losing money to a lack of convenience. This is the way of the future, and I refuse to be done in by some dirty-looking shit hole.

Thoughts? Opinions? Praises? Share with me.



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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-07-29 01:06 am UTC (link)
Or make a movie all about it, with an ad at the end... Or just recordings of clients and employees, various clips... hm.

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[info]nudityonlegs
2009-07-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
Make sure to get good looking clients then.

Though does this mean security's going to have to police this too? Cause it'll be hard to catch people who tear out of the drive through in cars.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-07-29 05:35 am UTC (link)
Actually most men prefer to see an ugly male in porn, since it makes them feel better about themselves. It's pretty sick.

Should security get cars now, too?

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[info]nudityonlegs
2009-07-29 06:58 am UTC (link)
Ugh? Seriously? I'd figure that'd be hard, since most guys who watch porn lots aren't exactly studs.

Only if they look good.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-07-29 07:21 am UTC (link)
It's something about, seeing ugly guys bang hot chicks gives them hope. Meaningless hope. But hope, still.

You're picky.

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[info]nudityonlegs
2009-07-29 07:39 am UTC (link)
Guess hope is a good product. People always need it. Smart move, boss.

Nah, just got high standards. 'Sides, if we're cruising around in them, we represent the company. Gotta look good to make Feel Good look good, you know?

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-07-29 08:09 am UTC (link)
Exactly.

You're a pretty good salesman.

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[info]nudityonlegs
2009-07-29 08:53 am UTC (link)
Aww, you flatter me boss man.

So we can get cool cars then?

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-07-29 12:36 pm UTC (link)
No.

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[info]nudityonlegs
2009-07-29 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Good luck policing the place.

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