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An update. Some of the complaints about this past week have been heard by me. And I want you to know some of them were very entertaining. I have taken these into consideration, and will use your valued opinions in my plans for September. Though there were mixed opinions on men in skirts. Perhaps I should hand select the right men for the job. Any willing volunteers should speak up now.

September on it's own is fairly uneventful, but I will be changing that. So my suggestion to you now is if you're not in shape, you may want to start running in the mornings. Skip the elevator, take the stairs. Steer clear of the burger vending machines. Get nice and physical. Remember, we do have an open gym. I won't give names, but trust me when I say five extra pounds does get noticed.

Also on September 1st, I will be handing out free promotional gear for Angel's Hell. This includes T-Shirts again, and will be done in the lobby at noon.

In something more serious, whoever it is that's been playing pranks on the company as of late, now would be the time to inform you that the security system has received a massive upgrade. Just try to get past it. On top of that, there will be mandatory weekly training classes, three times a week, for all security personnel. This will continue for six months, under the care of a wonderfully ruthless drill sergeant. You will become enforcement cougars.