Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-03-10 21:08:00

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If you're familiar with Bravo's "The Real Housewives of _____" series, then maybe you can agree that... they need to come to Reno. And film me.

Because I have a perfect marriage. And I look great on TV.

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	last_to_know 2010-03-11 04:02 am UTC (link)
	... That would still be a bad idea. You shouldn't try to persuade me with a chair. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 04:30 am UTC (link)
	It'd say IZUNA UCHIHA with a star. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-11 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I still don't think acting would be my forte. I should try singing. Use my somewhat popularity in a reality tv show to launch my singing career. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:23 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to act, just pose or play the shy boy role. Or dance. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-11 06:45 am UTC (link)
	... Dance. No way, I know I'm bad at it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	No Uchiha has ever been bad at anything, ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-11 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	What about not as good then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	As long as it isn't failure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-11 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think dancing could ever be a failure. All you have to do is throw your arms around and shake your butt and it's a dance. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-11 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Then you win! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-11 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	... Am I that bad at it? Really? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 01:18 am UTC (link)
	If you weren't my brother, I'd get a boner from watching it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-13 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Anikiii. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Yes, otouto? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-13 01:25 am UTC (link)
	That's embarrassing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 01:29 am UTC (link)
	You have a cute butt, I can't help it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-13 01:34 am UTC (link)
	This seems to be the only asset people notice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
	You've also got a big wallet, and I don't mean one that holds money. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-13 01:53 am UTC (link)
	... Is it really that big? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Yes, sir. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-13 03:15 am UTC (link)
	... I have a fat ass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 08:17 am UTC (link)
	You have a fat wallet. And asses don't get fat, they just get shielded better from falling and rough sex. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-03-13 10:30 am UTC (link)
	R-Rougher sex!? Just thinking, there is nothing wrong with a bit of... pain during... that... right. I mean... if it feels okay and it's not very... like when anything relating to... that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	You want a small amount, but nobody should put you through what I want to go through. You're different than me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)