Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-03-10 21:08:00

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If you're familiar with Bravo's "The Real Housewives of _____" series, then maybe you can agree that... they need to come to Reno. And film me.

Because I have a perfect marriage. And I look great on TV.

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	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm not into having sex with trees. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Not even on them? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 02:27 am UTC (link)
	That's different. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 02:31 am UTC (link)
	How? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 02:38 am UTC (link)
	It's not like having sex with the tree. That is dishonoring them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 02:42 am UTC (link)
	... So having sex against one is like what, giving them entertainment? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I have never had sex against one yet. In thought, it would be great but I'm not going to do it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Let's do it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 04:18 am UTC (link)
	... I don't know we should. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Hold me against it. I can wrap my legs around you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 05:07 am UTC (link)
	... Stop tempting me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 05:09 am UTC (link)
	It would have a nice breeze going. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Just the right amount of warm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 05:28 am UTC (link)
	The gentle sounds of wind through the leaves, just enough to hide my little gasps and murmurs. When your lips aren't pressed to mine, that is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 05:36 am UTC (link)
	You shouldn't be encouraging this. You should be against being scratched up by bark. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Just hold me against you to limit the damage. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-14 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Or it will put extra weight against you and do more damage. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-14 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Tack a towel onto it. That way the tree can't peep, right? Or let me take the damage, it's something I haven't experienced before. Could be fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)