Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-04-12 08:59:00

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His name is Aita, like the underworld god and not the American independent trucker's association. Yesterday I watched him rip a mouse's heart out while it was still beating. I hope to learn that skill to use on employees, I think.

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	last_to_know 2010-04-12 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Cause... it you bring him cake he will let you sit near him. There was some... logic there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's cute. But he doesn't have talons. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	True. And he doesn't rip out still beating hearts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'll teach you how to do it, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	For the bird or myself? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 09:23 am UTC (link)
	You have to learn for yourself before you can teach the bird. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 10:58 am UTC (link)
	Can I just lightly stomp on them instead? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	I guess, but that doesn't always work. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	I think I have done enough tearing hearts out at the moment. Guess that means I already have the skills to pass on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	What hearts have you torn? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	I could name one straight away off the top of my head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Nozomi Tsuji? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	I could only wish. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	You two would be cute together. I'd want one of the tomboy ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	I think you would do good with Mari Yaguchi in a sexy beam contest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I want Ai Kago, she likes older men like I do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention you would both end up in scandal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	We could compare tabloid reports and see who wins. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	You put yourself right into it. She can only get captured in hotels. I think you win. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Underage smoking is a weak scandal, anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-13 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	You already win by default. And you aren't writing books to help people after your 'traumatic' experiences. No how to survive the paparazzi after being caught with your pants down in public. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)