Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-04-12 08:59:00

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His name is Aita, like the underworld god and not the American independent trucker's association. Yesterday I watched him rip a mouse's heart out while it was still beating. I hope to learn that skill to use on employees, I think.

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	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	See? All better. Here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-12 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	So majestic. Even as a chick it is more... better sounding than that other one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	See? You can watch me train him one day. I have to do it every morning, so no more early morning snuggles, or they'll have to be earlier. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-12 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if I can live without morning snuggles. But I will try my best. Good time to get him, otherwise you would freeze in the morning. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	I want more night cuddles to make up for it. But I'll be back in time to shave your face and freshen up before work. I need to work with him from 5-6 AM. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-12 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	You are really dedicated to this. I'm really proud of you. I will do whatever it takes to support you, nightly cuddles and have breakfast ready for you when you are finished. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	... Breakfast? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-12 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Anything you want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Pancakes shaped like hearts? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-12 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you would ask for something challenging. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Croquembouche? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-13 12:03 am UTC (link)
	A little less challenging. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 12:11 am UTC (link)
	You should do anything for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-13 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Something that extravagant at that time of the morning is only bound to end in failure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Then stay up all night doing it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-13 11:02 am UTC (link)
	How about omelets? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	Cheap! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-13 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	With a ketchup love heart. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	I want fresh-squeezed orange juice then. Every morning. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-13 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	I will get the juicer out. Yes, I do have one collecting dust in the cupboard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	It is the one you feed things into, or the one you press the orange half against? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-13 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	Press the half cut orange into it and squeeze and turn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	... Old fashioned. Is this 1995, Hashirama? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-04-13 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	It gets the job done. There is no need for elaborate products when it can be done by hand. A little manual labor never hurt anyone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-13 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	Manual labor is actually exactly what hurts someone. But it should be a good workout for you, right you big, strong man? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)