Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-07-14 16:47:00

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Today I had my photoshoot, and they sent me off with a mock-cover suggesting what it might look like. If you're interested, it's here, and it'll be the August 2010 issue, so go pick it up. I might even give you a free autograph. And yes, it's full nude. Exciting, I know. This might be the revitalization of my model career. I really missed the attention.

And with photos in mind, last night I went through some old photographs from my childhood, and being as kind as I am I decided to share four of my favorites.

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	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	It's cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	... I'm going to have to check out the fan fiction online and see if there is any new ones after them seeing that picture. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	... Fanfiction? Oh, that thing Sasori showed us. I still think Sasori is the root of it. It's just harmless love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Crazy fans write stories and put us in some strange situation that would make no sense which usually end up in sex or some kind of kinky fetish. If he is the route of it then, I am highly disturbed on how much he is posting as xUchihaFan69x and has obsession with cock rings and... mouth gags... and raping... of me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa, what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm serious. There are weirdos out there that write about us doing this kind of stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't look into it that hard... I thought you wanted that picture down because how chubby you were. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Would have been happier if my nipple was blurred over. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	What nipple? I can't see it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	On the right hand side. It isn't that small you miss it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I thought that was a shadow from the bubbles... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	... No. And people can see how terrible I looked as a child. I look so much older than you. The growth spurt was good for baseball but not at all for looks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	You were adorable. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	I bet you already have lots of people commenting on how cute you are and who is that ugly pedo behind you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Only one person said something about you and they asked... if it was you. See? Nobody noticed your tiny nipples or lanky, awkward arms. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-14 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	... Just as long as no one noticed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
	You're still so cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
	You are just saying that so I continue to lavish you with love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I do look much younger than you, though. I don't remember there being much of a difference. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-15 01:10 am UTC (link)
	You have always looked young. Even into your teens you looked like you were my age. That is totally mom's genes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Mom and Dad both. You look more like Dad than I do, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-15 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Just hope I don't inherit his promiscuity. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:22 am UTC (link)
	When you hit thirty, you'll become a horny old man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-07-15 01:27 am UTC (link)
	... I don't want to be a horny old man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:38 am UTC (link)
	It's written in the stars. Let's get a leash for you now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)