Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-11-19 14:26:00

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It's with the greatest honor that I would like to announce that every single one of you is invited to attend the wedding of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju on November 27th, 2010.

So me. My wedding. I decided to be ultra generous and extend an invitation to the lot of you. You will find formal invitations in the employee lounge, as well as instructions to the country club where the wedding will take place. I have one rule and one simple rule only. Don't any of you dare to try and crash this wedding. I've hired security so intense it's practically a SWAT team. You won't get away with it, trust me.

Other than that, it's open bar. And there will be gourmet food beyond what any of you can afford daily. And free gifts for all who attend. Plus the honor of witnessing the greatest love of our time.

Plus you get the day off work if you attend.

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	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 02:33 am UTC (link)
	That's pretty hot. Except the heels. He can't rock them, honest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-21 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Lame. Kinky boots and tight leather shorts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 04:37 am UTC (link)
	His waist size is [insert number that I don't know :O ]. Make them lace up, I don't trust him with anything tight and a zipper. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-21 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not stupid. Plus, you can untie lace with your teeth. How about assless leather shorts? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think he'd wear them assless. He'd be afraid I was eager to poke his button. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-22 02:15 am UTC (link)
	He's what, 40? It's about time for a prostate exam! I mean, would he really rather have someone stranger jam a finger up his bun hole than his lovely wife/husband/whatever? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 02:21 am UTC (link)
	He's 32. And he's very protective of his bootyhole. Maybe I'll get to do it as a wedding gift. In that case, maybe you should go with assless. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-22 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Assless it is. I would be extremely offended if you or he didn't use it for exactly that purpose. How rude. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Now we're obligated. Shame on you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-22 02:31 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Make sure to take hot photos of my wedding. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-22 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Only if you take photos of assless leather shorts in action. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Hm... Maybe just one. It'd look good in my photo collection of his ass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-22 02:41 am UTC (link)
	You know I would take a better photo than you... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 02:42 am UTC (link)
	You want to tag along on our private honeymoon just for a photo op? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-22 02:53 am UTC (link)
	No, fuck that. Have him come down to the studio sometime. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. It depends on how greedy I am. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-22 03:02 am UTC (link)
	You know you want to frame his ass shot somewhere in your big office. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I do. Really big. For me to gaze at. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-23 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Hey, he's a trophy husband and you have a right to show off your trophy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	He is a trophy husband, isn't he? I should paint him with gold paint. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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