Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-11-19 14:26:00

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It's with the greatest honor that I would like to announce that every single one of you is invited to attend the wedding of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju on November 27th, 2010.

So me. My wedding. I decided to be ultra generous and extend an invitation to the lot of you. You will find formal invitations in the employee lounge, as well as instructions to the country club where the wedding will take place. I have one rule and one simple rule only. Don't any of you dare to try and crash this wedding. I've hired security so intense it's practically a SWAT team. You won't get away with it, trust me.

Other than that, it's open bar. And there will be gourmet food beyond what any of you can afford daily. And free gifts for all who attend. Plus the honor of witnessing the greatest love of our time.

Plus you get the day off work if you attend.

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	notyourfantasy 2010-11-22 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Are you going to say please when I have your wedding gift in hand? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-22 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Liar. You've never said please for anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes I have. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-22 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	To someone who you're not related to, or having sex with. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	You just had to add on that second condition. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-22 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Truth is what I speak. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	You've been speaking all wise and sagely lately, you reach enlightenment or something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-22 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt it. I received a well thought out gift, I'm still happy about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-23 12:31 am UTC (link)
	A blowjob? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-23 12:36 am UTC (link)
	That is not a well thought out gift, that is a last minute rush gift. I will NOT accept one from you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-23 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Not if you bought toys to assist the blowjob. That shows a lot of thought. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
	I'm not accepting a blow job from you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Ew, I'm not offering one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-23 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Good. When am I getting my present? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'll come see you on Tuesday. Maybe. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-23 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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