Naruko Uzumaki (konstant) wrote,
@ 2009-08-24 13:47:00

Entry tags:

by 'every girl' she means like 2 people, jealous, matchmaking, sob sob, wish for a boyfriend, zombies

((03)) Wishhhh
Gahhhh! Like every girl in the office is engaged and looks soooooo happy. And I'm happy for them too! But secretly really jealous, like I definitely give them dirty looks when they aren't looking... at least I hope they're not looking...

I work at a matchmaking company, why is it so hard to find a boyfriend! I smell good and I'm really pretty and I'm thin... and I spend a lot of money on cute clothes. Do guys look at cute clothes? I hope so because I have a lot of them.

Mondays are always busy here because people went on dates over the weekend, but not as busy as Friday when people want last minute dates. Wanna know what I did Friday?? I ate a lot of food and watched a lot of movies! By myself!! But I wasn't wearing cute clothes...

Lots of people want to know if their matches believe that Hokage really did revive the dead... they're taking it really seriously, and some of them won't go on dates if the other person disagrees with them. I think it's true. Blond scientists are always working on something, and it's all top secret and hush-hush! So it wouldn't be that strange!

Any cute guys out there want to go on a date? ♥

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	microchipped 2009-08-25 06:35 am UTC (link)
	You're almost guaranteed to get matched up with someone creepy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Gross. Are you creepy? Or cute or blond? Actually those first, let me change the order! Are you cute, blond, and not creepy? ♥ ♥ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 06:42 am UTC (link)
	You do know it's kind of moot to ask someone if they're creepy. If someone's trying to gain your trust and score a date with you, they're not going to admit to being creepy. I could say I'm cute, blond and not creepy, but how do you really know? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 06:46 am UTC (link)
	But... well... okay... since you said "moot" I think you know what you're talking about, you sound smart. I would know when I met you! I'm a very good judge of character! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:04 am UTC (link)
	What would you say to meeting at the park at night? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Tonight?? Wait, which park?? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:10 am UTC (link)
	You're supposed to say no. The park is big, dark and secluded. You could get in a lot of trouble there at night with a man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh... That's a good point... I never thought it that way before... Okay, ask me again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:19 am UTC (link)
	What would you say to meeting at the park at night? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:21 am UTC (link)
	NO! It's big and dark and secluded and I could get in a lot of trouble there with you!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:22 am UTC (link)
	But I'm cute and blond. I'm not even creepy! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:28 am UTC (link)
	I... what... really?? Oh... I will bring a flashlight!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:30 am UTC (link)
	No.... No, remember how someone saying they're not creepy over the internet doesn't mean they're not creepy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but it won't be dark if I bring a flashlight, and it's a blunt instrument. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:39 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't make up for you willingly putting yourself in a dangerous situation. If you're going to meet people from the internet, do so in a public area okay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:43 am UTC (link)
	But parks are public... You mean like, in a restaurant full of witnesses? Or like at the movies, but then a movie theater is also dark. Maybe a cute cafe! Okay... I will. Dad.. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:46 am UTC (link)
	During a time when there are actually people around. Just because I'm not related to you doesn't mean I want you to get raped or killed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:50 am UTC (link)
	!!! Those are serious! A blond wouldn't do those things! And I would only meet blonds! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Not every blond is the ideal. But you work at a matchmaking company? Are you not allowed to make an appointment with a matchmaker yourself? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm... I don't like hearing that... but everything else you say makes sense somehow I don't know how you do it. I dooooooooooo, and I haaaaaaave, but the guys never want to see me again and I don't know whyyyyyyyyyyy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 08:03 am UTC (link)
	I think about what I want to say before I say it. You just haven't found the right person yet. I'm trying to date too, and there are a lot of people I don't want to see again, but that doesn't mean I don't like them as a person. Dating is hard and I don't think I enjoy it very much. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 08:10 am UTC (link)
	Even your reason for making sense makes sense!! Don't give up! You just haven't found the right person yet. ♥ ♥ ♥ I didn't realize that there was a difference between not wanting to date someone and not liking them... don't they sound like they're the same thing? I think so. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 08:14 am UTC (link)
	Not for me. Even if I like someone their career may be a wrong match for mine, or they may not want children. There's lots of things that go into picking a mate, personality being only a small part. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)