Marianne Parker (londonloves) wrote,
@ 2011-01-30 18:22:00

okay so, in theory, say you went into town this weekend and you happened to see a Buzz Lightyear costume in a thrift store, and it was for ages 10 - 12 and you totally bought it and got it home and tried it on, and it seemed to fit because let's be real, who wouldn't want to be Buzz Lightyear for the day? but then when it comes to like, taking it off it's kinda stuck. like, the zip's broken? IN THEORY how many days detention will you get if you show up to class tomorrow still wearing it?

[Private to Emilie, Addy, Michi, Hunter, Amber]
omg something really funny happened and its got nothing to do with being stuck in this fucking costume

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	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	it doesnt even look like a murder den!! but seriously though, he's fucked you and you've fucked like a hundred guys so you're good at it right? and i have fucked exactly ZERO guys and it would be terrible, right?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] babalon 2011-01-30 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. WHAT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	okay maybe not a hundred, like sixty!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] babalon 2011-01-30 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Not that. You're a virgin? No shit? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	um it's not that uncommon to be a virgin!! p.s you tell anyone you'll be dead! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] babalon 2011-01-30 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	You're always talking about dicks and shit! How was I supposed to know? ps. Go fuck yourself, who am I gonna tell? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	i know right? you'd think some guy would have taken me back to his room before now after i asked to see it! idk you could tell ANYONE!! and i would totally die if the school found out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] babalon 2011-01-30 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	...is that actually what happened? Okay so, don't tell any of your skanky blonde friends. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	well yeah, pretty much. we were just smoking and stuff and i was teasing him about you and having a tiny dick and then he picked me up and took me back to the dorms. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] babalon 2011-01-30 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	hahahaha that is the gayest caveman shit ever. wait, teasing him about me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	yeah dude about your dad, lol! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] babalon 2011-01-30 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh fuck, hahaha. What did he tell you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	just that he and your dad had a bit of a run in! was it hilarious? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] babalon 2011-01-30 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	I tried to hide him in my closet and my dad FOUND HIM. I thought they were going to kill each-other! ...it was a little amazing. So you didn't hook up with him? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] londonloves 2011-01-30 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Your fucking closet!! oldest trick in the book, bitch. next time you should like, transfigure him into a cute kitten! i wish i could have been there. ew not to have a threesome you dirty ho! we didn't hook up. i kissed him! does that count as hooking up? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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