Today was Queen's Day. If we have a national holiday, this is it: it's a celebration of our Queen's birthday, only it's not her birthday, because that's in February and we'd have awful weather. So we celebrate it on her mother's birthday instead.

[Error: unknown template 'qotd']What's with the 'if'?
I have a crowbar, and I can smash anything in here.
But I'm not going to, because everything that's in here is either useful or loved for some reason.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be here.
Strange question.