awww dont worry gingey minge, ill look after you. meet me at mine and gray's tonight ;)

you promise? cos like, I'm kinda worried. And like Gail is totes going to go look with his ghey brother. What if he comes back snacked on and ghey too?

yeah promise babe, we'll make it really nice. bring your best pajamas. have you got any of those silky ones?

i have some i got from victoria secret. :< but I might now wear them.

i heard the more clothes you wear the more attracted to you those creatures are. cuz you sweat more when you wear more clothes, you see.

....really?

i swear! are you telling me you didnt get the memo going round?

no. I like...guess so. but what if I get cold?

babe you wont even feel the cold, trust me.

ok. i'll come by tonite then.

Oh bb, are you that desperate? It's getting painful to watch? xD

yes mom, i am this desperate. i have needs! that need to be met!

Oh boy do you owe me. And Addy! Buy us ice cream!

And vodka!

Didn't you watch CNN last night? You have to wear as little clothing as you can possibly manage, the highest heels possible (it doesn't like tall things) and if you can find a giant platypus-shaped hat you are golden because it's the one animal that it fears.

Dead serious, have you seen any maimed platypuses on campus? DIDN'T THINK SO.

Um. :/ okay.

And don't worry about getting cold, you'll have Sim and Gray with you. In fact, if you're that worried, I can get every boy on campus in that room to help protect you.

I don't need everyone, thanks.

You're so brave. I'll tell Sim to take extra-special care of you.