Brady Higgs : Attorney (narcissist) wrote,
@ 2009-07-22 07:54:00

Current mood:

annoyed

009.
~~I can't believe I actually have to write this~~

The rapidly increasing number of clients and the general level of chaos in this office has forced my superior's hand. The office of Cornfoot & Trimble will be taking on a new select group of individuals as paralegals and interns. You'll find the list of requirements and address to which you may submit your resumes in our ad in Thursday's edition of the Daily Prophet.

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	bestzeller 2009-07-22 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Now you do this, when I've got my psycho ex on my ass and--- I have the N.E.W.T.s! I just got pregnant so I couldn't--- --- How badly would you miss having a secretary? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Terribly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2009-07-23 04:10 am UTC (link)
	I could find you a replacement in five minutes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 04:28 am UTC (link)
	They wouldn't have your charm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2009-07-23 04:37 am UTC (link)
	No one has my charm. But you will still have my charm around, if you let me take an internship. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 05:05 am UTC (link)
	You want an internship? You would undoubtedly be the queen of the interns if the journal acumen of the prospects is anything to go by. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2009-07-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Queen. I could live with that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 05:28 am UTC (link)
	You might reconsider after meeting your paupers. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feebees 2009-07-22 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	That's a very exciting opportunity! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 04:02 am UTC (link)
	You are kissing up to the wrong bloke. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feebees 2009-07-23 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh! I--wasn't trying to! It is just...exciting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Phoebe brighten 2009-07-23 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Don't mind him! I like your help! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Brier feebees 2009-07-23 04:41 am UTC (link)
	He's terrifying! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Phoebe brighten 2009-07-23 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I know! I almost sicked up every day the first week I worked for him! BUT you didn't hear it from me, he's actually kind of nice! In a mean kind of way. He babysat for me this weekend... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 04:35 am UTC (link)
	You need to thicken that dewy fresh skin, doll. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feebees 2009-07-23 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Yes sir! ~~Yes sir??????~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Shoo, little one. Return when you have an absolute masterpiece of a cover letter to show me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brighten 2009-07-23 04:36 am UTC (link)
	You're so wonderful! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Shut it, Stebbins. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brighten 2009-07-23 04:52 am UTC (link)
	I mean it!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 05:11 am UTC (link)
	That's fantastic. Now, let's move on to the part where I defenestrate you for being a brown noser in front of the kiddies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brighten 2009-07-23 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Sarcasm, gosh! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Right. You should consider learning how to lie convincingly, Stebbins. It is your profession, after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	indigo 2009-07-23 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Interesting. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Your ingenuity astounds me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-07-23 04:53 am UTC (link)
	And your wit blows my socks off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	narcissist 2009-07-23 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Bess will adore you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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