Noah. Not a raptor. (noraptors) wrote,
@ 2008-02-05 21:27:00

Right, it's Dodge ball Quiz time:

1. Never underestimate the learning ability of a Velociraptor. Assuming they have learned to speak English (and it is unwise to underestimate them), if a Velociraptor asked you and your friends to play dodge ball with him and his friends, what would you say:

a) "You're on, mate!"
b) "I have to go wash my hair. Maybe next week."
c) Nothing and run away as fast as possible.

2. Once convinced by the Velociraptors intimidating glare to play, what is your strategy against Team Velociraptor?

a) Hide
b) Run and then hide
c) Stand and fight

3. If a Velociraptor can accelerate at a rate of 4 m/s² and hit a top speed of 25 m/s. Assuming they don't puncture the ball with their claw first, they can throw a dodge ball at a rate of 44.7 m/s. If one is standing 200 m away, hurls a dodge ball at you, then runs in your direction .01 s after, how long will you feel the sting of the dodge ball after being hit by it before you are devoured? Please show your calculations and provide drawings if needed.

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	obnoxious 2008-02-06 06:58 am UTC (link)
	3. I'm about to be eaten by a fucking dinosaur, I don't give two shits about the difference in nanoseconds. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	noraptors 2008-02-06 07:01 am UTC (link)
	A* (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-06 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	So are you playing? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	noraptors 2008-02-07 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Yeah (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-08 11:09 am UTC (link)
	Ace. Don't show any sympathy out there. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	punish 2008-02-06 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, sir. I will protect you from the dinosaurs. I have excellent hunting skills. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-06 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	You've hunted dinosaurs before? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-02-06 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Negative, sir. But I have hunted other animals. Would you like a list? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-06 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-02-06 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	1. Deer 2. Beaver 3. Muskrat 4. Elk 5. Duck 6. Otter 7. Mink, 8. Turtles 9. Geese 10. Woodchuck 11. Raccoon 12. Red fox 13. Skunk 14. Turkeys (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-07 02:36 am UTC (link)
	The fuck would you hunt a turtle for? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-02-07 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Turtle soup, sir. I like a lot of variety in my diet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-07 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ. Some animals aren't supposed to be eaten. And all reptiles. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-02-07 02:52 am UTC (link)
	False. Humans are at the top of the food chain. All animals are meant to be eaten. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-02-08 11:06 am UTC (link)
	I'll stick with the ones that taste okay and aren't house pets. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	daftne 2008-02-07 05:11 am UTC (link)
	HELLO FARM GIRL I HAVE A QUESTION!! AREN'T SKUNKS STINKY (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-02-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Hello, relative of sir. Answer: Only when scared. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-07 06:45 am UTC (link)
	AREN'T THEY SCARED IF YOU'RE HUNTING THEM (Reply to this)(Parent)

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