Yeah, right next to my cunt. Wanna see?

She's something, that kid. I dunno what else to say. Nice ass though..

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No, I've already seen your cunt. I don't need to see it again. Scary shit you got down there...almost turned me back to men.

...Don't even dude. Not cool Does she have a nice ass? I've never looked. She is something though, you two make quite the duo I'm sure.

But really man, you did me a solid, I appreciate it.

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Back to men? Who you kiddin, when did you ever pull your face out of the muff long enough to look at a single dick in this whole school?

Duo, sure. And no problem, my pleasure bitch! I think she thinks I'm cute. ;)

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True. You know how much I love my muff!

HA! Whatever makes you sleep better at night!

[Private to Hunter]
Have you heard from my mother at all since the hospital?

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You'd drown down there if we didn't make you come up and eat something else.

She does, ask the bitch!

[Private to Mack]
Once or twice, why?

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HA. Well I guess I appreciate it, although, it's a good way to die. I'm sure Tatum wouldn't protest either

Don't call her a bitch, her name is Sera or Little Sister to you.

[Private to Hunter]
Oh...I haven't How is she doing?

Just wondering. I've only bothered talking to Kia so...

She says all she's been doing is sitting on the couch and watching food channel or something like that.

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I could think of worse! I haven't been on a good muff dive myself in sometime..

Pretty sure she told me her name was little bitch. But I'll settle for QotN.

[Private to Mack]
That sounds about right. She's not well, I guess. I dunno man.

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That's what you get for going to the dark side. How's that gravy loving bitch of yours btw? Did you two enjoy senior prom?

QotN? What?

[Private to Hunter]
You know better than I do.

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Don't call names, whore. He ain't doin no worse than your ginger hooker, I suppose. We had a good time, we always do.

Queens of the Nerds, duh?

[Private to Mack]
Sorry broski. It is what it is.

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She's not a hooker. Don't say that shit man, she's sensitive.

Cool, glad you two enjoyed yourselves. House arrest sucked, although I wasn't too mad, junior prom was pretty fun.

HAHA, okay that's pretty good dude.

[Private to Hunter]
Eh. Whatever. You can deal with my sobbing mother any day. I've got more important things to worry about.

Speaking of...You thought anymore about sticking around for another year?

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Whatever. Since when do you like sensitive bitches anyway?

Yeah man, you looked like you was having some fun, grindin up on that dance floor! I saw ya!

Right?

[Private to Mack]
Uh, I guess. It might be kinda fun to stick around and hang out with everybody.. I dunno what I'd do at home. Bare knuckle box my father?

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What? What's wrong with sensitive girls? Just don't call her that, okay? I'll kick your ass.

Yeah man, I had a really good time! You didn't look like you were having such a bad time yourself!

It's so perfect dude, she like, really is!

[Private to Hunter]
Exactly, we might as well stick around for another year of kicks. What would the school do without us anyway?

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Whatever mang.

It was pretty ace. And she definitely is, it's all about that snooty little walk.

[Private to Mack]
Be boring as fuckkkkkkk? What else?

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Agreed. I'm surprised she didn't kill you while we were going though! You have that way of getting under people's skin...

[Private to Hunter]
Seriously, it'd be so quiet without us here! T will be happy we're gonna stay.

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I told you, she has a crush on me. It's understandable.

[Private to Mack]
Is that what this is about!? Fagging it up with her!? Man, you're so fucking lame now.

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lol I do not. You're delusional.

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Good and honest Christians shouldn't tell lies. I helped pull the bras off of that cross in the living room, remember?

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Who said I was a good and honest Christian. Good and honest Christians shouldn`t be given sex toys for their birthday?

Not lying. You kind of disgust me sorry doll.

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Thanks for cleaning up those bra though. I think my dad would have actually died if he seen them up there.

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I knew I should have gotten you that Jesus vibrator.

By disgust you mean.. arouse, correct? I'm already impressing your father, he just don't know it yet. I clean up real good.

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No way they actually sell those? That's so wrong.

Hahaa in your dreams maybe? He wasn't really that impressed he expected the house to be spotless. Stay away from him though.

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HA! Maybe if she was brain damaged, I don't think she is though. Unfortunately for you! Why? You gotta little crush on the QotN?

[Private to Hunter]
NO, it's just an added perk! Fuck you asswipe. You know I don't want to go home. There's just nothing out there for me yet, I figure why not stay and train another year so I have a better chance of getting on a good team. Right?

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I'd blow her.

[Private to Mack]
Whatever you say, Romeo St Faggatron. I know it's all about the pussy. I can respect that sorta.

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You'd blow anyone.

[Private to Hunter]
All I ask is respect bitch! We already established my life is ruled by the pussy.

I'm seriously considering going pro though dude, I don't know what else I'd do with my life. What else am I good at besides playing sports and eating pussy? I don't think I'm cut out for a desk job

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Within reason.

[Private to Mack]
Yeah, guess there ain't no arguing with the facts. You gotta do what you're good at.. and since you can't go pro in a real sport like Quodpot, might as well settle for Quidditch. Gotta work what you got, right?

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