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Cove R. Braddock ([info]ohnorosevest) wrote,
@ 2009-06-22 01:39:00


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Facestars.
So here's the thing.

I've been authorized to search out and destroy the next person that calls the shop asking if they can get "three... fifty-six... yes, that's right three... no, I said fifty-six" stars tattooed on the side of their face. Especially if they use a shitty French accent.

I rather like not being sued, but I hear they are all about that shit over in Belgium. Go call up Toumaniantz, he'll get you fixed right up when he's done getting assfucked by that one chick.

(OOC: In case you have no idea what this is about- educate yourself.)

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[info]ohnorosevest
2009-06-22 07:01 am UTC (link)
Did you actually read the article, man!? There are so many things that don't add up. There are eyewitnesses that say the girl was fine with the shit, how are you going to fall asleep while getting your face pounded on, and how could she have not noticed she had a bunch of stars on her face before she left!?

I don't know how they do it in Belgium, but I know we sure as shit have a space on the form we have people fill out that says something to the affect of 'I have approved the placement of the stencil' that we don't get them to sign until we've put the stencil on them.

I don't see why that guy is forking over half of what it'll cost for her to get them lasered off, I sure wouldn't.

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[info]indestructhomas
2009-06-22 11:39 am UTC (link)
I did. Absolutely crazy. Ab. so. lute. ly. crazy. That chick has got to be on some sort of pills if she's claiming she fell asleep during that tatto. That'd keep a narcoleptic awake.

The only thing I know about Belgium is that they make kick ass waffles.


I wouldn't give that girl a dime. She was the idiot who supposedly fell asleep while she was getting something needled into her skin. Even if it were possible, wouldn't you want to stay awake for that kind of thing? Hell, whenever I get tattoed, I make damn sure I'm paying attention to what's going on.

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[info]ohnorosevest
2009-06-27 07:22 am UTC (link)
THE BITCH ADMITTED SHE LIED! THERE IS A GOD! SHE ADMITTED SHE LIED!

It appears she did want the 56 stars (Gasp! No way!?), and 'intially adored' them. It was when she got home that her boyfriend and father started freaking out, and she came up with this redonkulous story.

I hope she catches some sort of infection from that, and her face falls off. Nothing would make me happier.

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[info]indestructhomas
2009-06-27 04:40 pm UTC (link)
A chick actually admitted she lied? This really is a crazy story.

I'd probably freak out on my girl too, if she lost her mind and got 56 God damn stars tattooed onto her face. She either thought about that for a long time, or she's just insane and thought it'd be a good spur of the moment idea to walk into a tattoo parlor, talk to a guy who has more ink on him than we own at the shop, and request the dumbest thing she could think of.

I'm hear you, man. It'd serve her right, for being such a crazy bitch.

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