Benjamin Richard Parker (onthewall) wrote,
@ 2013-09-23 22:05:00

Meme: Waking up in...the wrong bed
Ben rolled over in bed and mumbled to something to himself, before rolling over more and falling off the bed, managing to wake up in the process and catch himself, rolling to a sitting position all while half awake. Thank you reflexes and muscle memory.

Wait...

Ben rubbed the sleep from his eyes and looked around the room. "...This isn't my room." He'd slept in the wrong bed? How the hell had that happened?

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	onthewall 2013-09-26 01:51 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah..." He replied, a bit distracted before snapping back to attention. "Uh sure, if you say they will. But your clothes I borrowed might get soap splashed." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-09-26 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	"Don't worry about a little soap," Dante said. "It'll wash out. C'mon. The girls wait." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-09-27 12:03 am UTC (link)
	"Right," Ben gulped. "Good idea, I'll just...follow your lead." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-09-27 12:12 am UTC (link)
	"You'll be fine," Dante assured him. "They'll love you." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-09-27 12:36 am UTC (link)
	"Well if I just copy you, who they do love, then maybe! So...what do I do?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-09-27 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Dante shook his head. "Just be yourself. You'll be fine and they'll love you." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-09-27 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say. But if I was myself I'd flip onto the roof to clean it, and that's weird for most people. Anyway...help! What do I do?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-09-27 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Dante sighed. "Just grab a sponge and start washing the car. You have washed a car before, right?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-09-27 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	"...Dad's a really bad driver you see...and Mom just brings her car to those drive-through car washes..." Ben said sheepishly as he grabbed a sponge. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-09-30 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Dante shook his head. "You need to get out more." He grabbed a sponge and started working on the car. He smiled at a small group of girls and gave them a wink. They smiled back and gave little waves. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-09-30 01:25 am UTC (link)
	He whispered at Dante. "Getting out more has nothing to do with washing cars!" But stopped there and smiled at the girls waving this way, though he had no doubt his was a lot more nervous and dorky than Dante's smooth one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-09-30 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes it does. It means you need to get out and do more normal things. Like washing cars." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-09-30 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	"We live in the city! Most of us swing around, Dad sucks at driving, and Mom gets transport arranged for her for her work. No real car washing needs there!" He continued scrubbing the car,trying not to look at the girls too much. "Okay, what other 'normal' stuff am I missing?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-10-03 12:43 am UTC (link)
	"First of all, flirting with girls and dating." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-10-03 12:47 am UTC (link)
	"...Fair point," he conceded and blushed slightly, trying not to look at the car washing girls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-10-05 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Because he turned away he didn't see a cute blonde smile and give him a little wave. Dante saw it and nudged Ben in the side with an elbow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-10-05 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Ben eyed Dante with a 'what dude?' look before catching on and blinking back. He blushed slightly and smiled and waved back. "She waved at me!" He whispered to Dante. "Or maybe you, oh man, was she waving at you? That'd be embarrassing if it was me waving back. I shouldn't look back to check." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-10-06 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	"She was waving at you," Dante said. He nudged Ben. "Wave back, dumbass." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-10-06 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	"I did," hissed Ben, who then waved at the girl, again, just in case. "Is waving twice bad? Oh man, it is bad isn't it?" He was sure the girl was watching his fretting and panicky whispers to Dante and laughing. Hopefully it was good laughing? He had no idea when it came to girls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-10-06 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Dante rolled his eyes. "Now you go over and say hi." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-10-06 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	"Maybe not, she probably thinks I'm a dork...girls don't like dorks, I think at least," he said and squirmed awkwardly on the spot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-10-06 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	"You are a dork, but that's besides the point. Besides, some girls are into dorks." Dante grabbed Ben's arm. "Let's go." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-10-06 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	"Okay okay!" He whispered as he let himself be lead. The girl would get an awkward and shy "Umm...Hi" from this dork when they got to her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_skills 2013-10-06 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	"Hello, ladies," Dante said with a smile. "I'm Dante and this is my friend Ben. It's nice to meet you all." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onthewall 2013-10-06 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Ben smiled in his most friendly way and let Dante take point. It was his car after all too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)