Lettie (osteological) wrote,
@ 2008-03-18 21:34:00

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Gawd. Stolen from Laurie.
Pick a character any character, past or present. Pick a number 43-127. That number will correspond to a list of questions here: http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/.

As of March 18th, there are 127 TMI questionnaires posted. I will have my character then answer those questions.

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	cristina_lacosa 2008-03-19 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Nick! UMMM 103! annnnnd Avis 95 (Reply to this)(Thread)

Avis

osteological
2008-03-19 04:42 am UTC (link)

1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?

My father once took me to a chemistry conference and one of his colleagues told me "I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes" ... so I hit him with my bag.

2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else?

No, not really ... but I've been in the other situation - where someone else brings a date and goes home with me. Actually, that's about how Booth and I got together in the first place ~~Merlin, did I have a lot of firewhisky~~.

3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?

When I was a younger Auror, I hexed Booth with something rather nasty. I'm sure he did something to deserve it at some point, but at the time I was just rubbish with aim.

4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why?

I don't really watch a lot of muggle films, really. It's too bad we're not picking from porn.

5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? What would you change on your SO?

I'm sure that people would appreciate it if I wasn't so anal-retentive when it came to my paperwork. I'd like it more if Booth ~~wasn't prone to bouts of stupidity~~ was more thorough with his, however.

Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country?

Greece, both someone on the trip and someone from the country ... Australia, someone from the country, and Guatemala, someone from the country.

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Nick

osteological
2008-03-19 05:07 am UTC (link)

1. Early bird or night owl?

Early bird, mostly. Since Del's a teacher, we get most of our rollicking good morning-shower sex in ... well, the morning.

2. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?

I think I'm probably only good looking, honestly. I don't think things through all the time, and at least if I'm good looking people will take care of me? What can I say, I'm shallow.

3. Do you gossip?

Ugh, that's what bints do. I ... casually discuss matters of some discretion now and again.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)

8. Work gets to be a pretty big adventure when we're extracting core components from scary shit.

5. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? ( ditto )

Better be a fucking 12, mate. I've had a lot of practice and I've never had one complaint. Not even one.

Bonus (as in optional):What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following? a) lingerie b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me

I dig roleplaying a little, I think. I mean, who doesn't get at least a bit turned on when they're the naughty student getting punished by the sexy and forbidden teacher?

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	kickawesome 2008-03-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
	West. 62. Lydia. 101. Grayson. 45. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Lydia

osteological
2008-03-19 04:49 am UTC (link)

1. What is one thing a your significant other could do to you to rock your world?

The best thing any of my lovers can possibly do is allow me to be in control. I'm very fond of the reverse cowgirl, but not when the man is still trying to control the pace. How rude.

2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people's thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?

~~Is multiple orgasms a choice?~~ Definitely multiplication. I'm sure the world could benefit from five or six of me ~~maybe at once~~.

3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?

Having done both, I can honestly say I prefer to tie someone else up. It's much more fun to tease than be teased as far as I'm concerned.

4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?

Physical - got to be the tits. Paid enough for them. Non-physical ... well, my charming personality, of course.

5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?

Kinky. I think this one is self-explanatory.

Bonus: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?

A new saddle for my sybian after the old one wore out. Not so much embarassing for me as it was the teen-aged boy at the counter ... honestly, who works at a shop like that an expects not to sell sex toys?

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West

osteological
2008-03-19 05:13 am UTC (link)

1. Is it better to give or receive?

Definitely recieve. I don't like giving oral, but I'll do it when I think Griff's in a rotten mood or I did something really horrible I'm trying to make him forgive me for.

Have a feeling I'm going to be giving a lot of head in the next month or so. Ha.

2. What is the most sensitive part on a man/woman's body?

Uh, is this a trick question? I guess it depends on the person. Griff's got this spot just above his arse that drives him nutters when I bite it (gently or hard, depending on the ... erm, tone of the evening).

3. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during sex? (Queefed? Family walked in? Couldn't get it up?)

I think that Nora walking in pretty much covers the 'embarassing' thing to a tee.

4. Do you like to talk dirty during sex? How dirty does it get? Example! ;)

Ah, bleeding hell yes. It's mostly just jibberish most of the time, sadly. Merlin fucking yes, I'm going to fuck you 'til your arse gives out, etc etc.

5. What do you really want for Christmas? Vibrator? Spanking?

I'm thinking like, a swing. It's the closest thing to sex on a broom, and it's probably safer.

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you masturbate?

Depends on the week. Not during quidditch playoffs, really, and not much during the rest of the year. Got other people to do that for me, don't you know?

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Grayson

osteological
2008-03-19 05:27 am UTC (link)

1. Have you ever bought something to increase your sexual performance or enhance your attributes?

...I don't think that sort of thing is necessary.

2. Do you talk to your parents about sex? Can you/will you talk to your children?

Father sat me down when I was of proper age and explained to me that I'd have to produce a proper heir. I imagine I'll have the same conversation with my child when I feel it's time.

3. Sex during pregnancy... great or ick?

I'm sure it will be fine. ~~It isn't as if I didn't still fancy Dani during~~

4. What is the longest you've ever been celebate after having lost your virginity?

About seven months. Viable candidates are harder to find than you'd think.

5. What is the best sex game you've ever played?

I'm quite fond of 'infuriate the brother-in-law'.

Bonus: Who was the first person (names unneccessary) you were ever naked in front of for sexual reasons?

My sister, Dani.

...well, it was sexual for me, I suppose.

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	awesomecakes 2008-03-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
	LOL Bert, 126 cause I like to copy (Reply to this)(Thread)

Bertram

osteological
2008-03-19 04:57 am UTC (link)

1. Is sex hotter for you when it's forbidden? Or do you get wracked with guilt and it's not enjoyable?

It's definitely hotter when you're feeling like you're doing something wrong. Like, this one time I snogged a friend's mum in his kitchen. Yeah, 'nough said.

2. Are casual sexual encounters fulfilling to you? Do you need an emotional commitment from your partner for sex to be fulfilling?

~~IT'S A TRAP.~~ Casual sexual encounters are doing me just fine, thanks. I don't need anymore emotional commitment than what I have with Amissa right now.

3. Do you think that with all of the online dating sites that cater to every fetish and desire and places like craigslist that it's more difficult to make a commitment and/or stay committed to your partner?

I don't know what that means, but if you can't be faithful to someone I don't think they're the best person for you anyway.

4. Have you ever joined or participated in an online dating site? If not, would you ever consider it? What about a fetish site, such as alt.com?

That's a definite no.

5. What is the weirdest fetish you've heard of?

I think I read an article once - in a perfectly reputable magazine, thank you very much - about a bloke who liked to be spanked with a cucumber. Seems pretty odd to me.

Bonus (as in optional): The definition of 'fetish' is so vague. Do you think you have a fetish(s)? If so, do you want to share what it is?

All blokes have some fetish or another. I don't mind when the girl takes control, but what really gets my motor running is a nice set of stockings and maybe some pigtails to use as, you know, handles. Revs me right up, that.

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	batshitrix 2008-03-19 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Tristan #106. Braith #93. Marissa #75. I would request a Corner one, but I really believe that would scar Iris :( (Reply to this)(Thread)

Marissa

osteological
2008-03-19 05:03 am UTC (link)

1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet?

Well, that depends who I'm out with or what I'm doing. A good Quidditch match can get things going, even if I'm just watching.

2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?

Otto, of course! And ... well, all right, Vinny might show up now and again. Sometimes they're together. And sometimes I'm there too, even. Ha. 'Session' just depends on the mood and how much time I've got, anyway -- between twenty minutes and an hour, I guess?
3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position?

Well, Otto and I are at a good height for standing up. It makes the location of things a lot more ... flexible.

4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.

Oi, I'd say frequently. Mum gets on me all the time about my dirty mouth, but da's the one who got me into the habit in the first place.

5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where?

I wish! Alas, no.

Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on.

I'm a hands-on type of girl.

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Tristan

osteological
2008-03-19 05:21 am UTC (link)

1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc).

Augh, seven? You limit me. Really subtle, sexy perfume ... massage, spandex (this one's between you and me, yeah?), lace, that shiny crap girls put on their lips to make them ... shiny ... fur, eyelashes against my skin.

2. What are your non-genital errogenous zones and what do you like done to them?

I've got to say, it's all about the ears and hair. I love having girls slide their fingers through my hair and give it a little tug when they're close to orgasm. That's the stuff. As far as the ears ... biting, running her fingers over the shell...

3. What sounds get you sexually charged?

I'm not going to cop out and say the sounds a bint makes, really. I dig a squeaking mattress, though.

4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex?

I'm a quidditch player, so ... about two days? I kid, I kid. Before that, though? A couple of months, maybe.

5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don't you like it?

Doggy is kind of impersonal, I think. I like to see the girl's face, at any rate, so that one is kind of awkward for that.

Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be?

Domination, maybe ... huh. Joy Diserafino, Joceline Edgecombe, Nora Thompson ... Lydia Proudfoot, and that Glenda Prewett bint. Totally hot, the lot of them.

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Braith

osteological
2008-03-19 05:34 am UTC (link)

1. Leather, lace or silk?

Lace.

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?

Yes. This must never get out, of course, but I do have a small stock of 'Nasty, Naughty Witches'. A man has needs!

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?

I had my share of poolside trysts as a boy.

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.

Motivated, attentive and ... well, rather ridiculous. Lovely, perfect, and utterly unattainable ... unfortunately.

5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?

Actually, I think I lost my virginity to prove to my dad I wasn't completely hopeless as far as producing an heir.

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited
b) make you squirm
c) make you laugh

a) ~~Amelia~~, literate, wet, excited
b) serious testicular injury
c) Minister of Magic

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	mikipinku 2008-03-19 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Pri 16 (Reply to this)(Thread)

	osteological 2008-03-19 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	43-127, dahling. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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