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Jacked from Alter, yo.
Five Random things you didn't know about Grayson Wilkes 1. Grayson's boggart is actually Daniella's first cat, Stasya. He didn't participate in the DADA boggart-test by virtue of much threatening and scowling, because nobody needs to know this, ever. But seriously, he was young and she clawed his face up.
2. He's not sure why he's in love with Ophelia. She kind of irritates him most of the time and her brother's a dick, but he keeps going to lengths to see her and he doesn't like the idea of getting hurt, so he figures he should keep trying.
3. Even when he gets married, Daniella is still going to be his first priority. But Ophelia doesn't have to know that.
4. Grayson doesn't hate children. He hates the little sailor outfits that people put their children in, but he doesn't hate the kids. It's not their fault if their parents are imbeciles. He likes the idea of having kids, because they'd be little moldable beings and he'd be able to dress them
properly.
5. He actually likes the fact that he can't fully get rid of his accent. He thinks it makes him more intimidating.
Five Random things you didn't know about Marissa Macfusty 1. Well, you might know this if you're Otto. She's horny. All the time.
2. She'd be perfectly happy to sit in the middle of a hoarde of dragons if she didn't think they'd eat her.
3. Sometimes she thinks of telling Otto to cut his hair, but she knows he loves it too much to suggest that. As long as it stays shorter than hers, it's okay.
4. She doesn't fight dirty, but she can kick her brother's arse.
5. Skinny-dipping is one of her favorite pasttimes.
Five Random things you didn't know about Avis Tremaine 1. Yorick is actually her father's skull. She won't tell you how she got it, though.
2. Katherine is the only person in the world that she can stand shopping with for more than five minutes without wanting to hex their face where it
ought to be.
3. She's always thought Booth was terribly handsome, but she couldn't get over how much of an arrogant prat he was (and is).
4. On her tenth birthday when she got the muggle chemistry set that she asked for, she nearly blew up half of her house and blamed it on her sister. Her parents still think it was Abigail's fault.
5. When she can, Avis stays overnight at the lab and sits up all night pouring over unsolved cases. They really, really irk her.
Five Random things you didn't know about Priyaranjan Patil 1. He really hates being alone. It's the reason he bought a cat in the first place. Niloofar doesn't even really like him all that much. In fact, she's more fond of Naija.
2. He couldn't spell his full name until he was eigh years old, partially because Sanika taught him that there was a silent 'x' in Priyaranjan that he didn't know about when he was six.
3. Even though his mother and father overreact about everything and bother him to no end, he spends at least six hours before every holiday trying to get them the perfect thing.
4. You can tell when he really cares about someone because he actually wants to spend money on them.
5. Once, when he and Richard were in Hogwarts, he spent a whole weekend categorizing Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans by specific colour because he didn't want to risk eating the vomit-flavoured ones. Richard was his tester.
Five Random things you didn't know about Nicholas Hooke 1. He thinks about having a family with Madeleine at least twice day.
2. When he comes home from work all dirty and sweaty, the first thing he does isn't always a shower. Sometimes he's ... distracted.
3. He thinks that Madeleine is at her sexiest when she's wearing her sweatpants and one of his t-shirts.
4. While most of his family seems to want him dead or at least pretends that he doesn't exist, he still sends them cards on their birthdays and major holidays.
5. He really, really hates wearing socks. They're the most pointless invention since shoes.
Five Random things you didn't know about Corner Conway 1. If it's not a right angle, it's a wrong angle!
2. Corner never once doubted he wasn't the father of his child.
3. When his wife and brother died in their accident, some part of him was satisfied. He hasn't forgiven himself for that one yet.
4. All his socks are labelled with a complicated series of dots and lines that he's sewn into them so that he wears the same two together all the time.
5. He still checks his name-plate every time he steps into his office. It's been changed more than once.
Five Random things you didn't know about Lyssandra Eberlee 1. She thinks waffles are gross. Seriously.
2. Even though it's locked in her closet, she has what she terms a 'tryst journal'.
3. She thinks muggle art is bloody brilliant, and she's tried some unusual painting styles of her own because of it.
4. When she walks into a room, the first thing she looks for are men without wedding rings.
5. She still can't get over the fact that she slept with Gilderoy Bloody Lockhart.
Five Random things you didn't know about Bertram Aubrey1.
This one time, when he was really hammered...2. Bertram's only ever had sex with one girl, and because of his super-fertile man-sperm, he's not that eager for a repeat preformance.
3. He's not sure why he doesn't want Vivica to marry Amycus. It's not like
he wants to marry her, he just doesn't want her to get married.
4. He likes the
idea of being a parent, really. Amissa is one of the few things in his life that he actually cares about past the superficial.
5. No matter how much of a bitch she is, he still isn't over Rachel. He's beginning to think he won't be over her until one of them dies.
Five Random things you didn't know about Lydia Proudfoot1. She may or may not have actually considered trading Cedric for a really nice pair of shoes.
2. Men really are there just for decoration. She has no quams using her good looks to get what she wants out of someone.
3. The strangest photo shoot that she ever had to do involved a live snake, two gallons of goldschlager and a bowl full of apples.
4. Her makeup has to go on in the same order every day, or it just doesn't feel right.
5. She's always wanted to tattoo 'diva' on her left buttcheek.
