We'll see if I get un-lazy and do others.
Take 12 characters you have played in an rpg and list them numbered 1-12. then fill out the following questions.
01) Marissa MacFusty
02) Grayson Wilkes
03) Avis Tremaine
04) Lydia Proudfoot
05) Lyssandra Eberlee
06) Corner Conway
07) Roderick Dearborn
08) West Sumpter
09) Montresor Coote
10) Bertram Aubrey
11) Priyaranjan Patil
12) Nicholas Hooke
1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Corner) or 11 (Priyaranjan)?
That's a tough one. I think Pri would probably be less likely to make the poor students cry and makes his tests impossibly hard. He'd be like that one evil teacher you had (or
I imagine I'll have at some point) who makes the exam so that it's not meant to be finished in the alloted time.
2) Do you think 2 (Grayson) is hot? How hot?
...you seriously need me to type out my answer to this question? SERIOUSLY? If Grayson Wilkes were a non-fictional man, I would marry him. And then have his babies. I think I can say the same for ANY ONE OF YOU.
3) 12 (Nicholas) sends 8 (West) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
If we're talking in the future, Nicholas probably sends West on a scavenger hunt for all the Tutshill Tornados' autographs so that he can hang it in front of his child's crib. West would succeed because if he didn't, Nicholas would feed his soul to a griffin.
4) What is, or would be, 9 (Montresor)'s favorite book?
Definitely something scientific. It's probably something about experimental spell usage on the mentally insane.
5) Would it make more sense for 2 (Grayson) to swear fealty to 6 (Corner), or the other way around?
...okay, see. Here's the thing.
We have to take our *beat* clothes off Grayson is a Death Eater. Corner is the man wearing the big Head-Auror-Pants. They're more likely to try and hex each other's brains out the other's nose than swear fealty to each other. Maybe if Corner were imperiused, but I don't think that would happen because CORNER IS JUST TOO BADASS. I think if they dueled to the death, the world would just implode with awesome. Just sayin'.
6) For some reason, 5 (Lyssandra) is looking for a room-mate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (Montresor), or 10 (Bertram) ?
I think that Lyssandra would kill Montresor if she shared a flat with him, just because he's so anal and weird about things. At least with Bertram she could get drunk and have sex without worrying about the consequences (aside from his freakishly fertile man-sperm).
7) 2 (Grayson), 7 (Roderick), and 12 (Nicholas) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
The freaky thing is that this probably happened at some point. I mean, Grayson and Roderick are both DEs and relatively well-known purebloods, and so was Nicholas before he was disowned. I imagine they'd probably talk about something like their families or something a little more awkward, like school and how things are slowly going to hell. Grayson would say something inappropriate that would have Nick fuming and Grayson would probably knock his ass out. Then, naturally, Roderick would have to clean up the mess. Sigh.
8) 3 (Avis Tremaine) challenges 10 (Bertram) to a duel. What happens?
Bertram gets his ass pwned, that's what happens. He probably tried to cop a feel on Avis while she was walking by or something and she hexed his foot up his own arse.
9) If 1 (Marissa) stole 8 (West)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Since it's Marissa and he's a Quidditch player, West could probably either seduce her (because Quidditch is fucking hot) or let her sock him in the face. Her team is his team's mortal enemy, man. It would be one satisfying punch in the nose. (PS: Why would Marissa steal Griffith? D:)
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Roderick) and 12 (Nicholas) both attain what they most desire.
"Grayson Wilkes and the Very Tidy Jail Cell" - because Roderick hates that Grayson is so fucking messy with killing, and Nick thinks that DEs should rot in prison ... but doesn't like the idea of killing anyone, really.
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Lydia) and 1 (Marissa) to work together?
I think that if Lydia really needed Marissa to do something for her, she'd just offer her boatloads of money or threaten to steal her boyfriend. With the other way around ... Lydia can be bribed with sex by just about anyone. Ho.
12) If 7 (Roderick) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think we'd be all right, but he'd be appalled by my mess. ): I would definitely be trying to sleep with him while ignoring his creepy vibe. Or trying to ignore it.
13) If you could command 3 (Avis) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
For me? Well, I'd like to have a evening alone with her boyfriend ... but I highly doubt I could command Avis to do -anything-. I mean, her
boss can't command her to do anything, so I'm kind of fucked.
14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Priyaranjan) either in appearance or personality?
Is it racist for me to say Ron because she's hot and of Middle Eastern Descent? Well if it is ... TOO BAD. )< RON IS HOT, OKAY.
15) If 2 (Grayson) had to choose sides between 4 (Lydia) and 5 (Lyssandra), which would it be?
On principle of her being a pureblooded Slytherin, he'd definitely side with Lydia. (Hint: her boobs don't hurt matters, either.)
16) What might 10 (Bertram) shout while charging into battle?
Definitely 'I'm here to get naked'. You know why.
17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (West), which song would you choose?
"Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake. ;X
18) 1 (Marissa), 6 (Corner), and 12 (Nicholas) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
I think that Marissa would get it. She's got an older brother and a younger sister and countless Scottish cousins - she's used to fighting to the death for food.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Grayson) to use on 10 (Bertram)?
First things first: this would ONLY HAPPEN IF HE HAD TO FIND A WAY TO GET BERTRAM ALONE. Got that? OKAY. Honestly, he'd probably say something like "My wife is Ophelia fucking Llewellyn and she wants to have a threesome with you." 'nuff said.
20) What would 5 (Lyssandra) most likely be arrested for?
I think she -has- been arrested once before. Probably for getting caught having sex on a bus or something ... or maybe for stealing.
21) What is 6 (Corner)'s secret?
He thinks that he's a failure. All of the things going on right now that he can't control are because he's done something wrong in the past. He knows he's going to die because of his position.
22) If 11 (Priyaranjan) and 9 (Montresor) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
If it were a race to the coffee station in St. Mungo's, I think Priyaranjan would win. I mean, Montresor likes to think he's a good runner, but he's never seen a healer off a 19 hour shift go for caffeine.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Roderick) or 8 (West)?
West, I think. Big, burly Quidditch player? I mean ... c'mon. I'm sure Roderick would just unforgivably hex the person, but that'd be unnecessarily damaging. West could act as a deterrent in the first place, anyway.
24) 1 (Marissa) and 9 (Montresor) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Lydia)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Priyaranjan) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4 (Lydia). Meanwhile, 4 (Lydia) has kidnapped 12 (Nicholas) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Lyssandra), they seek out 3 (Avis), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What do you name this fic?
"The Quest to Save the World from Leather" - because obviously Lydia's sinster organization is trying to impose mandatory leather pants for everyone in the world, and Pri is secretly attracted to this idea. Marissa and Montresor both agree that dragonhide would be more practical, and Avis gives them the key to defeating Lydia: an aging potion. Bwahahahahahaha.
