1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
That girl with the french braids and ribbons that matched her dress every single day. She'll probably become a nun.
2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
Are you fucking kidding me? I suppose if I really had to choose one... the one with the odd nose. Gonzo?
3. Which politician would you most like to screw?
That Palin woman isn't so bad, for a complete neanderthal, anyway.
4. How did you first find the g-spot?
Oh, you know. Search around enough, wait until the wailing starts, and go from there.
5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
I went as one of those old naval captains with the wig and the epaulets and such to a masquerade ball for school one time. It was brilliant, really. They fawned all over me. Such a lovely ego boost.
Bonus: Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
Society's doing enough deteriorating itself without pornography. That being said, I'm all for it.
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