From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 12:21 am (UTC)		(Link)
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HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING!!!! youre gonna be so fuckin pimp.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: June 30th, 2011 12:48 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Yeah man!! I'll be fucking g'd up for sure!! I have like a 30 bag in my room right now and it's some dank shitttt, get over here and I'll roll you a cannon. It's bomb cause my allowance got cut off, but as long as I make the money back for the bag, I can smoke what's left!!!! LIKE WHAT.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 01:00 am (UTC)		(Link)
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awesome. im on my way over with pudding cups and shit. we'll just call you miss g for sure.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: June 30th, 2011 01:19 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Doors open.

And if Mack tries to high five you on the way over here, ignore her.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 01:27 am (UTC)		(Link)
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hahaha alright man.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 01:51 am (UTC)		(Link)
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P.S. why would she be high fivin me? hahaha

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: June 30th, 2011 12:42 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Cause she's being gross as usual. I told her about Mardi Gras and now she won't stop laughing about it.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 04:20 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hahahaha at least she can rest assured it wasnt some chauvinist pig dog or somethin. :)

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: June 30th, 2011 08:07 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Right? She's all proud of you I guess, she's such a dude sometimes.. all like herp derp boobies.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 08:34 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Dudes are weird about boobies man, I'll admit it. Hahaha she's gonna end up being like bro girl number two isnt she?

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: June 30th, 2011 09:10 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I kind of get it but almost wish I didn't. And yeah dude I wouldn't doubt it lol if my current predicament wasn't really proof enough.. she worms her way into daily life pretty seamlessly. She's good like that.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Hehehehe. Boobies are magical man. Some day you young grasshopper you will realize the glory of boobies.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 1st, 2011 09:51 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Only if I could be so lucky! I've only seen like, two pairs like, up close and personal, I just need more exposure. I'm a like, physical learner.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 1st, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC)		(Link)

HOLY SHIT. JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA. LETS GO TO A TITTY BAR.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 1st, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Fuck. I forgot to lock that one didn't I?

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 03:58 am (UTC)		(Link)
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HAHAHH you did!!! But I still kind of entirely agree with you. We'll go on a like, Tuesday afternoon when it's good and dead.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 04:05 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Fuck yes. I declare that this be the summer of debauchery and adventure. hahaha

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 11:52 am (UTC)		(Link)
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I need to find a way to get ungrounded man, my parents are like super duper pissed at me like, I don't think they plan on letting me go anywhere. Sera had an idea but it's stupid.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 11:58 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Ugh grounding. Such a fucking anarchistic way of getting us to behave like cattle. Fuck that noise. We'll work on a way to bust you out.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:09 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I didn't even do anything that bad, they're just being ridiculous. I took care of shit, it could have been like.. way worse. We'll figure something out but I really only have one idea.. and it's stupid.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:18 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Right?! I got grounded once because I refused to write an essay on centaur rights in wizard society. Whatevskis. Parents over react all the time.

What's your idea though? Sometimes stupid works. Hahaha

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:32 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Well, it's not really my idea. It's Sera's idea, which shows you how stupid it probably is..

She thinks I should just tell my parents everything. Like, throw all of my cards on the table. The gay shit, Frankie fucking up my room [though dunno how to use that without outing the party], being with Mack, just everything. She thinks it'll get me sympathy if they know how fucked up everything is.. but I think it'll just make it worse.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:38 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Shit man. That's asking a lot of you, outing yourself and everything. I mean... it might work. But if you're not comfortable you could vague it up. Frankie and Mack could pass as boy names >.>

Not that I think you should hide who you are or anything but if you don't want to tell them you're gay yet...

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Right? I mean, I guess it has potential.. she thinks including the stuff about Mack's step-dad happening at the same time would really add that extra tear-jerker moment. But I don't know what to say, I can't just.. I dunno. Like, do I just walk in and go SO I'M GAY AND HERES THE SCOOP? Like, you know?

They know Frankie and Mack both so I can't really name drop them.. but I like your train of thought. They know Frankie and Mack but not uhhh... Frank and Matt. Yeah man, like alter-egos! Would that shit work?

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 02:01 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Yeah man, shit did get fucked up. They should at least understand that and try to sympathize. Perhaps your tactic of bomb dropping isn't subtle enough. Hahaha. Don't out yourself until you're ready for it.

That shit would totally work though. Parents are stupid, they won't get it until like ten years down the road, can you imagine the look on their faces when they finally put it together like... *light bulb* when she said Frank she meant the little French girl and Matt was Mack! *derp*

Fuckin parents man.