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maury povich ([info]povich) wrote,
@ 2008-01-30 17:48:00


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[info]stage, you are not the father.


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[info]roseb
2008-01-30 11:55 pm UTC (link)
IMPOSSIBLE, the baby has my eyes! I WANT A REDO!

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[info]povich
2008-01-31 12:03 am UTC (link)
You may come back for a follow up report, Rose. It is possible I may have made a tiny mistake with my coin tossing. We'll look this over carefully, I promise.

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[info]roseb
2008-01-31 12:07 am UTC (link)
I always knew she was a slag.

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[info]povich
2008-01-31 12:10 am UTC (link)
We could settle this with a good ol' fashioned rumble, but that would be better suited towards the Jerry Springer show. And we wouldn't want to give him any ratings, because he's definitely not the father.

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[info]roseb
2008-01-31 12:11 am UTC (link)
I don't know, Oprah says he is.

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[info]povich
2008-01-31 12:21 am UTC (link)
To the back of the line, Rose.

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[info]roseb
2008-01-31 01:28 am UTC (link)
You're stupid like your father.

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[info]povich
2008-01-31 01:29 am UTC (link)
My father was a smart freakin' guy. He was the father unlike all the not the fathers. You. Don't. Even. Know.

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[info]roseb
2008-01-31 01:30 am UTC (link)
You know what, Maury? I want to know or I want a divorce.

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[info]povich
2008-01-31 01:33 am UTC (link)
I was on my way to your party and my tire flew off, AND I FLIPPED INTO A RAVINE. No! Wait! It was a quarry! You know what sucked? As I was rolling in I was saying to myself, "I'm not gonna make it to this party! People are expecting to see me!"

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[info]roseb
2008-01-31 01:38 am UTC (link)
Next thing I know you're going to tell me they changed all the roads.

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[info]povich
2008-01-31 01:39 am UTC (link)
And they stole the beads! How did you know?

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[info]roseb
2008-01-31 09:20 am UTC (link)
You stole the beads, didn't you? I knew it.

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