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Play > Work, VBscript sucks #1

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At work, I've been assigned to a project that requires me to wake up in the morning, come into work, work on WSF security scripts, then go home. Did you know VBscript doesn't have a simple fucking ternary operator?

C/C++ Example: raf == 1337 ? yes : no
Shitty VBscript Example: If raf = 1337 Then yes Else no

/slaps VBscript

Thankfully, today I spent most of the day jabbering and laughing my ass off (literally?) with Mac-geek [info]morgan. Despite being a complete opposite, in terms of Fortune 500 company loyalty (Apple vs. Microsoft), she's awesomelicious! Fuck you, it is too a word.

Met up with the How-To Geek for dinner today, had a nice chat about how Chris Pirillo is a moron and how we'll rule the world (one day), if we don't destroy it first with our oil drilling and discarded bubble gum.

Tomorrow will be happy hour day with some folks in the office at the local pool hall. The tables and cue sticks suck majorly there, but it's fun for a while. Note to self: I must remember to get money from the bank as my credit card is acting wonky.
  • H;okay so! This is my C++

    cout << "I am the coolest ever!!" endl; (not really sure about that end bit)

    yay!! oh and vb is for soccer moms...and retards...at least thats what the people in Computer Chat told me like...7 years ago hahahaha

    i totally love your new awesomelicious word, it's very sexy.

    i also agree, chris pirillio is annoying and his voice is annoying, i kind of want to step on his head. & yay for going out, finally!! maybe i will go out with some people too...
    • Haha, you never cease to amaze me.

      printf("%c%c",0x3C, 0x33);
      • Hahaha how about...


        cout << "INput your first name!" endl;
        cin >> FirstName;
        MY NMAME IT IS MORGAN!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHHA

        you don't have auser pic...all that hard work on that page too...
        • Webb alert! -- Fixed Morgan's code.

          // fixed hEr grammarz and spelings and errars
          // raf, aug. 15 2008

          cout << "Input your first name!" << endl;
          cin >> FirstName;
          • Haha so many epople used to think I was MOrgan webb, she's pretty cool though.

            pretty mch i don't code because it scares me and my head goes booom!!!

            oh and why are you jealous!!

            ps - do you like my userpic??
            • I so totally know Morgan Webb, I'll email her and ask her to send you a hat, since your friend Geraldo Daniel Medrano Rocha won't send you one.

              Coding is funnnn!

              PS: Yes, I wish I had a vag... err yea. Neat picture. Good night.
              • Haha I would assume you would hehe. Gerard whatever rocha is a nut, he is very weird...

                Code is not for morgan, i hate it lol.

                so i woke up this morning, and last night i forgot to close the tab where i got that roniah picture, i about died, horrible!! :P
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