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raf

8/15/08 12:50 am

At work, I've been assigned to a project that requires me to wake up in the morning, come into work, work on WSF security scripts, then go home. Did you know VBscript doesn't have a simple fucking ternary operator?

C/C++ Example: raf == 1337 ? yes : no
Shitty VBscript Example: If raf = 1337 Then yes Else no

/slaps VBscript

Thankfully, today I spent most of the day jabbering and laughing my ass off (literally?) with Mac-geek morgan. Despite being a complete opposite, in terms of Fortune 500 company loyalty (Apple vs. Microsoft), she's awesomelicious! Fuck you, it is too a word.

Met up with the How-To Geek for dinner today, had a nice chat about how Chris Pirillo is a moron and how we'll rule the world (one day), if we don't destroy it first with our oil drilling and discarded bubble gum.

Tomorrow will be happy hour day with some folks in the office at the local pool hall. The tables and cue sticks suck majorly there, but it's fun for a while. Note to self: I must remember to get money from the bank as my credit card is acting wonky.

• Current Location: Purcellville, VA
• Current Mood: jealous
• Current Music: De/Vision (Subkutan) - Obey Your Heart (ask me for the .mp3, it rocks)
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  1337, devision, happy hour, morgan, vbscript

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• morgan

  8/15/08 07:02 am (UTC)

  

  Haha so many epople used to think I was MOrgan webb, she's pretty cool though.
  
  pretty mch i don't code because it scares me and my head goes booom!!!
  
  oh and why are you jealous!!
  
  ps - do you like my userpic??

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  • raf

    8/15/08 07:13 am (UTC)

    

    I so totally know Morgan Webb, I'll email her and ask her to send you a hat, since your friend Geraldo Daniel Medrano Rocha won't send you one.
    
    Coding is funnnn!
    
    PS: Yes, I wish I had a vag... err yea. Neat picture. Good night.

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    • morgan

      8/15/08 02:28 pm (UTC)

      

      Haha I would assume you would hehe. Gerard whatever rocha is a nut, he is very weird...
      
      Code is not for morgan, i hate it lol.
      
      so i woke up this morning, and last night i forgot to close the tab where i got that roniah picture, i about died, horrible!! :P

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