elizabeth f. fortescue (ringmybell) wrote,
@ 2008-02-17 01:23:00

twotwotwo
I love having a birthday so close to Valentine's day. Because birthday means presents, and Valentine's means more presents (if you have a boyfriend/fiance/baby daddy like I do).

But birthlentine's day (or three days, whatever, I'm allowed to smoosh them together) was especially good because on the first day of birthlentine's day (starting the 12th, ending the 14th or whenever I feel like it) I got a big yellow pea coat which is the cutest and greatest thing ever because I do not look fat in it. I look pregnant, but I do not look fat, and that is a major, major difference.

On the last day of birthlentine's I received a diamond necklace from Puddlemere's Keeper, Ian Bell, who I think should be named captain. And not only of Puddlemere, but of all the teams in the league. In the world.

And I'd like to remind the giant quidditch players that I'm pregnant and you're not allowed to hurt me.

...I can't believe I'm saying this but there is definitely such a thing as too much chocolate.

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	gimmeabell 2008-02-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Finally SOMEONE recognizes my sheer TALENT and RUGGED QUIDDITCH CAPTAIN SKILLS. Rugged because it is simply true, not because it fits in with 'Quidditch Captain Skills'. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-02-17 07:57 am UTC (link)
	I like all that enunciation of the important stuff, doesn't seem like you're trying to show off at all! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-02-17 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Not showing off is obviously what I'm GOOD AT. And now I'm just ENUNCIATING for the HELL OF IT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-02-17 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Do you know how HARD it is to actually make someone head-desk? Because you're GOOD at it, and I think maybe you should CONSERVE some of that RUGGED ENERGY into beating the crud out of the Magpies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-02-17 08:09 am UTC (link)
	Actually, it's never been HARD for ME. I am a PROFESSIONAL, much like with QUIDDITCH. Conserve energy? NONSENSE! I have enough RUGGED ENERGY to spread around for ALL SORTS of tasks. I think that YOU would know that BEST. I am WINKING right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-02-17 08:13 am UTC (link)
	WHAT IS WITH ALL THE DIRTY TALK TOWARD THE PREGNANT LADY? At least I THINK that was supposed to be DIRTY. OR you could have something in your eye. But I'M sticking with DIRTY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-02-17 08:19 am UTC (link)
	WHAT IS WITH THE PREGNANT LADY, WHOM IS PREGNANT WITH MY DAUGHTER, QUESTIONING MY DIRTY TALK TOWARDS SAID PREGNANT LADY? ... NOW YOU'VE KILLED MY ENUNCIATIONS, ELIZABETH FORTESCUE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-02-17 08:28 am UTC (link)
	MWUAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SO FELL INTO MY TRAP I WIN. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-02-17 08:29 am UTC (link)
	YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, SCHEMING PREGNANT LADY. BEWARE, MY RUGGED ENERGY WILL HELP ME SEEK REVENGE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-02-17 08:30 am UTC (link)
	POUT...FORMING. TEARS...WELLING. CUE...MOOD SWING! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-02-17 08:32 am UTC (link)
	NOT... BELIEVING YOU. HAVE HAD... SIX MONTHS OF THIS. KNOW... WHEN YOU ARE FAKING! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-02-17 08:34 am UTC (link)
	......................:( (Reply to this)(Parent)

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