Lennon Ezekial Marsh (rockgodofrock) wrote,
@ 2009-03-20 04:25:00

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Okay, dudes, who gave Nessa the idea to have a hawaiian themed wedding? I know it was one of you.

According to the fashion channel, dudes, large bold prints like those on the yellow hawaiian print shirt I'm gonna be wearing, aren't flattering for my girlish figure. That's right, I watch the fashion channel when I can't find the remote, man.

Note to self: Add to list of people I hate- Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear. Don't worry, man, I haven't forgotten about you, Darius Rucker.

So, man, have you put any thought into a bachelor party?

So here's the thing, dudes. I've got Eddie's bachelor party all planned out, but I'm gonna need your help to pull it off.

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withoutascratch
2009-03-23 02:21 pm UTC (link)

Reinflate, then, my good fellow, because I am serious here! I'm pretty gungho about this grass skirt idea. I mean, you know when you look back at your parents old wedding pictures and think, "That's a horrible dress!" but your dad always just looks basically normal because he's just wearing a tux? Well, I want Bowie (because Marlie won't be surprised) and my grandkids to be like, "Why did Dad/Gramps wear a skirt to his wedding?!"

Come on, man, where's that spontaneity that I love?

[MARSHA]
Alright, sounds good. I was just making sure. I don't want to give Nessa a reason to ground me before the wedding. That would be mighty embarrassing, considering that all of the invites are already out. And what are the bagpipes for, by the way? I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on the isle who really knows how to play them? It sucks that I can't even enjoy the stogies, but I'll try to.

Marlie loves those pictures, haha. Except she told me that I didn't look pretty. And she was six, so we know that she wasn't lying. Six year olds are honest as hell.

Are you really going to leave me hanging, man? Just for the ceremony!

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