Sakura Haruno (sakurablossom) wrote,
@ 2009-09-13 17:05:00

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bathrooms are off-limits, kiba i really do like you but ugh, kiba you are annoying, tenten you eat too much, toad is a gentleman

~11~ a kiss with a fist is better than none
I'm trying to be very mature about this and see it in a positive light. Clearly someone cares enough about me to put himself out and spend his free time making sure that I'm safe, which I should be grateful for. He's probably capable in some way I'm not really sure about, and I should be feeling safe and protected. Still... considering that apparently some people don't understand friendship, I really am lucky to have him.

Just, you know, could you possibly not follow me into the bathroom, boned?! I mean seriously! There's no excuse for it. You're on thin ice. Extremely thin. And beneath that thin ice is more than just cold water, just assume that it's much more uncomfortable and hellish than that. Use your imagination -- actually, don't. Also, you still owe me for all the chocolates that judomistress ate.

Toad, are you around? I need to talk to a gentleman.

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	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-19 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	[Photo of Naruto in his underwear (again), his elbows sticking out on either side of his body as he points to both of his nipples. Yeah he's being a smartass.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-19 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	You think you're so funny. I want a trade -- not a photo. Tell me something about you that I don't already know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-19 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hehe, since you already know how funny I AM.... I know this is weird, and most people don't know this about me at all, but I like raising plants. If you tell me something about yourself you can pick what I take a picture of next. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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sakurablossom
2009-09-19 11:31 pm UTC (link)

Is that weird? I don't think so. I think it's a good hobby, it means you like things to prosper and flourish, right?

I'll tell you something, but my photos are worth at least five of your photos, for the record. Don't forget that.

I sing along a lot to music when I'm alone (or think I'm alone) and when I know I'm alone, I dance, too. Just not well.

A picture of your back. Feel free to show off all those detective muscles.

...

I'm not stalling.

...

[ajhsdasd photo oh god, topless again oh god, with her arms crossed... above her breasts, fingers squeezing her shoulders tightly, chin barely visible but looking off away from the screen. (He can't see it but her eyes are all squinched up tight and her face is reeeed.) Standing up again but no fancy pose save for her arms. She is soooo not well-endowed but she does not look like a man or a boy augh.]

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microchipped
2009-09-19 11:49 pm UTC (link)

I guess so. It's not a big hobby among blonds. Is it with brunets?

You can request all you want. My webcam has no limit. :)

I do too.

I wasn't kidding when I said you have a perfect body. You're sexy. You look great. I really wish you were here.

[Photo of Naruto completely bare, no underwear in sight. His back is facing the camera like Sakura asked, but he's looking over his shoulder at the camera, as Sakura will notice by his chin being in the picture (if she's looking at the top of the picture at all).]

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sakurablossom
2009-09-20 12:03 am UTC (link)

We can talk about plants later.

You're seriously making me blush!! I think you're the only one who would ever say those things... I never know what to say back, except maybe to keep it up? ♥

How are you not surrounded by women?? Are girls in the first district blind? More for me, I guess.

Do you have any scars that have exciting stories behnd them? I'd like to see...

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microchipped
2009-09-20 12:28 am UTC (link)

I know I'm not the only one who would say those things to you.

Well, I can usually get dates since I'm really rich and my family is important, but I haven't clicked with anyone. I haven't met anyone who makes me feel like you do.

[Close-up photo of his right side, where an oval, half-inch long scar can be seen.]

That's from a taser. It's embarrassing, but it was a kind of hazing routine with the officers when I was an intern and I got tasered in the changing room. It looked worse when I first got it, but it's a light scar now. Not very exciting, I guess.

[Another photo, this one in a more exciting place, maybe. Close-up of his right thigh, closer to his knee than hip. This one is several inches long and thin.]

I had a run-in with a dirt-hair with a knife in the third district when I went undercover. I wasn't skilled with a gun yet so I couldn't hit him before he got to me.

[One last photo, of Naruto's forehead, but only a small section on the left side of his face. One of his hands is pushing his bangs back and there's an extremely faint scar that Sakura will probably have to squint to see just in front of his hairline.]

That one I got when I was learning to walk, hehe. I bashed my head on the corner of my dad's coffee table.

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sakurablossom
2009-09-20 12:51 am UTC (link)

I don't know if you'll meet anyone like that... I'm a once-in-a-life-time kind of girl. ♥

They tasered you?? Hazing is stupid.

That second story is pretty scary, actually.

...When you were learning to walk, really?? I don't think you could see the scar I have on my shin from when I was little, it's too faint to show up on the screen.

Obviously I'd rather you not have gotten hurt but being that you did, they are pretty cool. ♥

So, that photo of you from behind.

[Photo of her kind of mimicking his pose from before, her back bare but not her butt jeez, although well. She's doing that thing from before, with her thumb hooked under the elastic and pulling them down at a fairly sharp angle. Cropped at just past above her shoulders and her hair is soooo up.]

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microchipped
2009-09-20 01:00 am UTC (link)

I believe it.

I know, but they try to torment the interns to see if they can hack it or something. Who knows, but as you know I became a private detective instead of signing onto the force so I don't have to work with those guys.

It was scary at the time.

Lots of stuff my dad had when I was growing up had really sharp edges. That was the in thing back then, but he promptly covered those up after I hurt myself the first time.

[Rather large photo of his chest and abs, closer than the other pictures. Purposefully made it large so Sakura would have to scroll down to see the rest, and though it totally seems like he's gonna bare it all to her, the picture is cut off right before she'd be able to see anything very private. Teehee, he does think he's funny and clever.]

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	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-20 01:07 am UTC (link)
	... You did that on purpose. And here I have another really good photo that I was going to show you, but noooo, you had to go and trick me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-20 01:11 am UTC (link)
	You want the whole picture? Come on, Missy! I'll give you the whole pictuuuure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-20 01:14 am UTC (link)
	!! That's not what I mean! I mean I almost panicked! Well not panic... I mean, that's a little extreme... Did you take the whole picture?? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-20 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I just cut it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-20 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Stop that!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-20 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Stop cutting it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-20 01:25 am UTC (link)
	What? No! You know what I mean! Stop trying to be cute! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-20 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I can take pictures of whatever I want. Maybe I took more than just one picture, even! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-20 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you did! Maybe that makes you a bigger pervert than I could ever be! I will gladly hand you the title. You're not even asking for that photo I mentioned... you're really determined, jeez! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-20 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm standing up for my rights, that's all. Please show me that photo. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-20 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Say you're sorry for tricking me and I'll consider it. And say something else sweet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] strikes erased! microchipped 2009-09-20 01:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry for tricking you. ~~but I still think it was funny~~ I love talking to you, it makes my day. I feel like I can act most like myself around you. I've been meaning to tell you that ... it's not just something I said because you told me to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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sakurablossom
2009-09-20 01:57 am UTC (link)

Thank you.

♥ I love talking to you too. I mean, it helps that you're really good looking, but I definitely like you for you, and I'm really happy you said all that.

Is this too much?

[Photo of some seeeeerious thigh action; her feet are up, ankles crossed but out of the picture, up near the camera propped up on something. The photo is basically a ton of thigh although it also shows off a triangle of her panties which are still very much on thank you.]

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	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-20 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Hehe, it helps you're beautiful too. I'm glad we can trade pictures. It makes me feel closer to you. Like I'm going to tell you anything is too much. You're cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] sakurablossom 2009-09-20 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, me too... you're so good with words, sometimes they knock the breath out of me. I just don't want to seem slutty! But I like doing this with you. ...Any requests? I may consider them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private!] microchipped 2009-09-20 02:39 am UTC (link)
	You can't think you're not good with words after saying something like that. You don't! I definitely don't think that about you. Will you kneel on your chair with your back facing the camera? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)