03:05 pm - 2007 VMAs (do people pay attention to these anymore?)
Britney's performance on the VMA's last night was godawful. I tuned in to see a trainwreck, and by Golly, I got one! She's out of shape. She looked like she had to grease herself up (maybe with Doritos?) to get into that too-tiny number. Her lipsynching was way off, and halfway through the song she quit doing any form of lipsynching or the like whatsoever. She lazily paced the stage, and briefly interrupted her hobbling with a couple of spastic movements, the kind you'd see when someone has a rash and is really itchy.
Sarah Silverman was awful too. Like Britney, she was also real uncomfortable to watch.
Look at me! I'm female and edgy! Teehee! I can say naughty words like dick and fart and pussy! Aren't I the EPITOME of vulgar comedy? Heehee!
Plus, the only laughter you heard from the audience was the forced, nervous kind.
I turned it off after that, but I saw a clip of Justin Timberlake slyly dissing MTV for not playing music videos after he accepted an award. I have a lot of respect for the guy, and I can forgive him for being in N'sync. XD
Sarah Silverman was awful too. Like Britney, she was also real uncomfortable to watch.
Look at me! I'm female and edgy! Teehee! I can say naughty words like dick and fart and pussy! Aren't I the EPITOME of vulgar comedy? Heehee!
Plus, the only laughter you heard from the audience was the forced, nervous kind.
I turned it off after that, but I saw a clip of Justin Timberlake slyly dissing MTV for not playing music videos after he accepted an award. I have a lot of respect for the guy, and I can forgive him for being in N'sync. XD