Mary Jane's Last Dance

Another random thought:

I think Britney Spears is in the wrong music genre. If she could learn how to play guitar marginally and learn to write lyrics, she could very well be the next angsty superstar. She looks like she could write a song about bein' all pissed off n' shit, that is, if she knows, um, words. Words that are longer than four letters long, but saying "fuck" a lot may suffice.

Why did listening to Tool make me think that? I'm trying to finish up a playlist on the music industry I've been working on for MONTHS and I get this thought. Maybe because I'm listening to Aenema.

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.



I'm actually quite amused. Imagine that!

I wonder who's going to be next in the celebrity death trifecta. Celebrities die in threes.

First there was Brad Renfro. Then it was Heath Ledger, who I did not see coming at ALL. Who's next? I think the theme with this one is male actors in their twenties.

Amy Winehouse has delayed her inevitable death by going to rehab, and Britney is...well, crazy in the coconut, and I'm kind of surprised she's still alive. They took Heath Ledger and not Britney, who has no talent or merit.

I've still got a prediction that both Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears will leave this plane  by the end of the year. Amy's drug habits will put her six feet under, I'm sure. Damn shame, because she's got a nice voice. With Britney, it could be anything.

"Momma would be so proud of me for financing this super-fancy trailer!"

It is quite obvious that Britney Spears is a white-trash redneck. Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck If" jokes back that up, just in case you have been hiding in a cave since 2002.

"You Might Be A Redneck" Liners That (May) Apply To Britney Spears

You might be a redneck if...

...there has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
...the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
...you clean your fingernails with a stick.
...you roll your hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
...you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
...you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
...you own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves.
...you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
...there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
...your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.
...your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack.
...your junior/senior prom had a daycare.
...when you leave the house, you are followed by agents of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is whether you can lose them or not.
...the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid to wear to the 4-H fair.
...when you see a sign that says "Just Say No To Crack", it reminds you to pull up your pants.
...you think that safe sex is a padded headboard.
...you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
...the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.
...you believe that beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.
...you've ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.
...your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out.
...you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
...you buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives
...your favorite cap says "Babymaker"

Oh god, I could go on forever. Bottom line, Britney Spears is a crazy loony redneck.

So it looks like Britney's off to the loony bin. At least I hope so, because a room with nice cushy padded walls and dressed in a straitjacket is where she belongs.

So who's going out first? Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse? You decide! Either way, I don't think either are going to be on this plane for long.

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I think it's kinda funny that the hotel Britney Spears has been banned from is the very same hotel where John Belushi OD'd.

Hmm. The story about how she got banned is pretty funny, too. Crazy bint.

Britney's performance on the VMA's last night was godawful. I tuned in to see a trainwreck, and by Golly, I got one! She's out of shape. She looked like she had to grease herself up (maybe with Doritos?) to get into that too-tiny number. Her lipsynching was way off, and halfway through the song she quit doing any form of lipsynching or the like whatsoever. She lazily paced the stage, and briefly interrupted her hobbling with a couple of spastic movements, the kind you'd see when someone has a rash and is really itchy.

Sarah Silverman was awful too. Like Britney, she was also real uncomfortable to watch.
Look at me! I'm female and edgy! Teehee! I can say naughty words like dick and fart and pussy! Aren't I the EPITOME of vulgar comedy? Heehee!
Plus, the only laughter you heard from the audience was the forced, nervous kind.

I turned it off after that, but I saw a clip of Justin Timberlake slyly dissing MTV for not playing music videos after he accepted an award. I have a lot of respect for the guy, and I can forgive him for being in N'sync. XD