Yee-haw!
"Momma would be so proud of me for financing this super-fancy trailer!"
It is quite obvious that Britney Spears is a white-trash redneck. Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck If" jokes back that up, just in case you have been hiding in a cave since 2002.
"You Might Be A Redneck" Liners That (May) Apply To Britney Spears You might be a redneck if......there has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
...the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
...you clean your fingernails with a stick.
...you roll your hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
...you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
...you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
...you own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves.
...you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
...there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
...your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.
...your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack.
...your junior/senior prom had a daycare.
...when you leave the house, you are followed by agents of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is whether you can lose them or not.
...the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid to wear to the 4-H fair.
...when you see a sign that says "Just Say No To Crack", it reminds you to pull up your pants.
...you think that safe sex is a padded headboard.
...you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
...the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.
...you believe that beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.
...you've ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.
...your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out.
...you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
...you buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives
...your favorite cap says "Babymaker"
Oh god, I could go on forever. Bottom line, Britney Spears is a crazy loony redneck.
