Holy crap.

I just tried on a pair of underwear that I bought at Wet Seal.

They do not make these underwear for anyone with any semblance of an ass whatsoever. Maybe you can buy these underwear if your butt is so scrawny it hurts to sit down, because your bones are poking your ass.

Who do they make these underwear for? Eight year old boys? My little sister is pretty lanky and I have a feeling these would be too small in the ass even for her!

So much for watching the game in my gold-colored underpants. >:(