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I fucking hate journals. I hate anything to do with keeping records. That's why I have bitches to do it for me. Everyone's my bitch, yes, even you and your Mother. I don't even know why I have this. It must be because I want everything in the world. Dante is wrong, the world belongs to me. After all, my name is Greed, isn't it?

Dante is just a fugly slut and needs to shut the fuck up. If I wasn't so nice I would have already put my fist through her fucking face, but I'll save that for later. I already have plans for that philosopher's stone. I'm going to be immortal. I'll steal the stone from her when she least expects it. That stone is going to be mine! That bitch won't know what hit her. As for the other homonculi, well they can choose to be on my side or not. If they stand in my way, I'll make sure that they end up as a bloodstain on my fucking boot. I'm sick of dicking around. This time, I'm getting that stone no matter what! No one is going to stop me..

I'm a nice guy when it comes to doing business with people. I'm always the nice guy. I'm nicer than most. I'm also a lot better looking than most too. And no, Envy doesn't fucking count because Envy isn't a guy. I don't know what he is. GIRL HE'S A GIRL HE PEES SITTING DOWN AND HE WEARS A SKIRT Wrath doesn't count because he's a kid. I bet he doesn't even know what sex is. Poor kid, I'll have to teach him a few things so he can become a real man. He needs to learn from a pro how to get the ladies. He doesn't count for now because he doesn't have skills like I do. Just like that one FullMetal short shit. Aaay he is so short I could use him as a footstool. I think that's what his new nickname will be. FullMetal short shit or stool. Or maybe stumpy. FullMetal midget. FullMetal oh my god where the fuck is he, he's so small I can't even see him! FullMetal are you five because you look like a little kid. The way Envy and FullMetal chibi beat on each other, you'd swear they were enjoying it too much and getting their rocks off. That's disgusting. I know, I'm a perv. Can't help it.

I'm no stranger at chasing tail. My dick has more friends than the holy mother. I like tits on a woman. Nice big plump things that I can grab onto. Tits that I can smoother myself with. Those are nice, very nice. Even though Winry doesn't have a giant rack, I still like her tits. Speaking of, I need to tap that a few times. I heard that FullMetal midget has the hots for her, but why would she settle for that thing when she can have someone like me? Sorry shrinp! Can't help it if the ladies want a piece of this. I'm too gorgeous too resist. No Envy I am not going to bang you if you turn form into Winry, I like real vaginas, thanks. Shabang, I also have a lot of dance moves too. When I'm not plotting world domination, I can be found at The Devil's Nest. It's my hangout spot. Come down sometime if you're a chick so I can play with those cannons of yours. I won't pull too hard, I promise. Now you've read my first entry and you know more about me than you should


[So that is my view on Greed. He's a pervert, good sense of humor, and acts like everyone is his ho. I wanted to pick up the role of Greed because he looked like fun to play after I watched the series. I'm a n00b at this so you'll have to forgive me. Kudos to Winry shaped for dragging my lazyass here. We followed a link that was posted on LiveJournal at the anime rpg promote comm!]