princess jasmine. (stj) wrote,
@ 2010-02-21 22:06:00

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	sturgessjim 2008-03-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
	So I'll see you again soon. (Reply to this)

	sturgessjim 2008-03-23 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Bye for now. (Reply to this)

	sturgessjim 2008-03-23 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Love, your cheerleader. (Reply to this)(Thread)

stj
2008-03-23 02:07 am UTC (link)

Dear Jim Sturgess,

It is distinctly possible that you are the cutest person in the entire universe. This was the best spam ever and I will not listen to you telling me that it sucks. Besides the icons of us, which are clearly the most awesome thing ever and I will completely be stealing them, this is my most favorite icon because you look all mischeivous and still all adorable like you could do no wrong.

I look forward to all future spamming endeavors of yours. And also, I think that one day I will spam you with alllllll of my icons so that I might increase your little jealousy to lots of jealous. Deal?

Love, your dancing monkey court jester.

PS - I will learn to juggle while dancing just for you.

	Happy Easter Harlot, pretend I filled this in :) benmckenzie 2008-03-23 02:55 pm UTC (link)
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	sturgessjim 2008-03-31 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hi you. I feel like we haven't talked in a while. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-03-31 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	That's because we haven't, it's been much too long mister. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	timberlakej 2008-04-14 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, I just felt like I should comment. It seems like a party up in here. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-14 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	It is a party, a very exclusive party. Do you feel special? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	I think I did a good job of picking out your new default. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	You did an excellent job picking out my new default. Is it even better than the one on the swing? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't it called drool when you're looking at something desirable as well? Like cake. Or me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Because people are jealous of children and of grown ups who are able to access the kid in them. They want to be children again, so they tell you to stay young, but because they want to be children they don't want you to. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Because chocolate eggs are much more paletable than chocolate fetus shapes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oooooh, you've stumped me. I wanna say floating... just because I'd love to float. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Marijuana. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Where do all the daylight savings hours go? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Lost forever in the abyss. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Because everyone secretly wants to live on a dessert island with nothing but their lover, their favorite music, and their favorite food. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	It stings like a motherfucker for the rest of the day and you secretly hate the person who sent it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Can you read a picture book? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	If you have a creative mind, you can do anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Because the ketchup packet company does not support reading while eating, they're afraid someone will get in a car accident while eating and driving at the same time and then subsequently get sued. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. For both humans and fish, mermaids are tricky like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	What shape is the sky? (Reply to this)(Thread)