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princess jasmine. (stj) wrote,
@ 2010-02-21 22:06:00

→ stage
small hands of a woman with an animal heart.

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	levine 2008-04-23 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Why do blacklights look purple? (Reply to this)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Instinct is to shrink away from things that are a threat, be it to your mortality or to your dryness factor. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	They didn't know that until after they stole it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, it is. Teachers and cheaters do not mix and yet... they do. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	This one made me giggle. Yes, yes it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	So that the water company can avoid being sued if the water turns to acid. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Why do they put holes in crackers? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	So that they can more easily suck up the soup. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	I hope so or else I have to think of a new name for my first born. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. And the names have to rhyme. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Both. It's magic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	How old does something have to be to become an antique? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Old enough that it doesn't look cheesy and out of style. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	I hope so or it would just be new amnesia. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	If New York deli's have taught us anything, it's that the more meat on the sandwich the better. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Because kids don't want their toys to look like poo. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, or else they will cramp. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	You MUST open the package anywhere but where it says that or the world will end in a fiery blaze. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Someone wanted to complicate semantics. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	To mess with our minds.... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Because if it was adoor, more people would be inclined to leave jars open in hopes of the appearance of a magical door. And then the food would go bad. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Contractors want to forever hold all the credit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	You more both than both while making out. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	The magical gifts of age, like wrinkles only they fall off. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	That because the Queen of Hearts is a controlling bitch and she likes him all smooth and boyish. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	That's just obscene. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	levine 2008-04-23 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stj 2008-04-23 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	But apples don't scratch the addiction itch. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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