DANVERS, Gwen (stolen_time) wrote,
@ 2009-05-03 19:10:00

.004 -- Ugh
Here's a helpful hint to all you grabby drunks out there:

Do not try to fondle the woman serving you drinks. It's not 'cute', no matter how much of a chuckle you may get out of it. If that doesn't work, then try not to squeal like a pig whenever she dumps said beverage all over you, after you copped one too many feels. It alarms the other patrons.

Ugh. Sometimes, I seriously hate Saturday nights.

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	blow_me 2009-05-04 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Why Gwenny, do you mean to say that you don't live for those moments when hand meets unsuspecting ass and/or tit? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stolen_time 2009-05-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Is there some secret to getting them to stop pawing at me? Like, they're scared of Evie. I don't really have that going for me... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blow_me 2009-05-04 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Well Evie's a bad mama-jamma. Even I have to think twice before I decide to cop a feel. ;] But you. You are tiny and adorable. Break a glass over their heads. That's how I got it to stop. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 03:59 am UTC (link)
	This is why we can't have nice things. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blow_me 2009-05-04 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh Pookie. This is also why we need a bouncer. Preferably a really hot one. <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Watch it, sweetheart. I thought we already had a hot bouncer. Some crazy tattooed bird who breaks glasses over people's heads... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blow_me 2009-05-04 04:56 am UTC (link)
	You big fucking flirt, you. If that's an official title now, I'll be expecting a raise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Right. ~~You know, I'm tempted to give it to you, just to mess with Evie.~~ Expect away. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:06 am UTC (link)
	That's why we can't have nice things? Here I was under the impression it was because our loving boss is a frugal bastard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
	It's one of many reasons. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:25 am UTC (link)
	What's this I hear about raises, oh Frugal Bastard? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Promotions, actually. Well, promotion. The singular noun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Ah. I knew you weren't above playing favourites, Butler. I see how it is. I bust my ass to make sure that place runs smoothly, without as much as a "Thank you, Evie", and Dollohov gets a new title. I'll noun you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Tsk. You should be happy for your coworker, Vaughn. Our fishing trip wasn't thanks enough? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Who says I'm not ecstatic? Now she can put up with all of the assholes that come into your bar rather than just the ones she's serving. Keep it up and I might have to go on a fishing trip by myself, don't worry though you'd be there in spirit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stolen_time 2009-05-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, being tiny and adorable works in my favor. Just not when I'm dealing with the pecker heads that come in to the bar. See...I'd be worried about getting fired for that, if I thought this was in any way a normal job. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blow_me 2009-05-04 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Who the hell would have given you that impression?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stolen_time 2009-05-05 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure that's the way things work in other places... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I'd like you to remember that, Dollohov. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blow_me 2009-05-04 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I said I had to think about it. I never said I'd stop. Besides, we both know you'd be devestated if I stopped man-handling you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:24 am UTC (link)
	What would I do with myself, without you there to slap my ass on a regular basis? ~~I despise the entire lot of you.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	grace_alone 2009-05-04 05:06 am UTC (link)
	You poor thing, stuck spending your Saturday nights with creepers and crazies. I hope the tips are worth it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stolen_time 2009-05-05 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	If it keeps up, I may end up breaking a glass over someone's head. This is getting ridiculous. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:11 am UTC (link)
	You'll learn eventually, Danvers. It's an acquired skill, being able to fend them off. Stick around and you'll pick it up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stolen_time 2009-05-05 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe if I dye my hair and get some stilettos, the similarities will make them leave me alone. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thegraychampion 2009-05-04 09:24 am UTC (link)
	Some people just don't learn. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stolen_time 2009-05-05 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'd noticed. Don't worry, babe. I'd never break a glass over your head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thegraychampion 2009-05-06 03:14 am UTC (link)
	That's because you're so perceptive. How comforting. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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