DANVERS, Gwen (stolen_time) wrote,
@ 2009-05-03 19:10:00

.004 -- Ugh
Here's a helpful hint to all you grabby drunks out there:

Do not try to fondle the woman serving you drinks. It's not 'cute', no matter how much of a chuckle you may get out of it. If that doesn't work, then try not to squeal like a pig whenever she dumps said beverage all over you, after you copped one too many feels. It alarms the other patrons.

Ugh. Sometimes, I seriously hate Saturday nights.

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	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
	It's one of many reasons. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:25 am UTC (link)
	What's this I hear about raises, oh Frugal Bastard? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Promotions, actually. Well, promotion. The singular noun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Ah. I knew you weren't above playing favourites, Butler. I see how it is. I bust my ass to make sure that place runs smoothly, without as much as a "Thank you, Evie", and Dollohov gets a new title. I'll noun you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knowsecrets 2009-05-04 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Tsk. You should be happy for your coworker, Vaughn. Our fishing trip wasn't thanks enough? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ass_ass_in 2009-05-04 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Who says I'm not ecstatic? Now she can put up with all of the assholes that come into your bar rather than just the ones she's serving. Keep it up and I might have to go on a fishing trip by myself, don't worry though you'd be there in spirit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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