abbie watkins (suchfun) wrote,
@ 2011-08-03 12:05:00

Wednesday, January 3, 2011: 6PM
Now accepting applications. Please fill out the following form to be considered.

Name:
Age:
Body type:
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being not remotely patient and 10 being unbelievably patient), how patient are you?
Approximately how many times have you had sex?
Approximately how many times have we made out?
Approximately how many virgins have you, for lack of a better word, deflowered?
Did any of these virgins file a complaint when you were finished?
What are your views on condom use?
If I were to let you take my virginity, where would we go to have sex?
If we go there, do you anticipate being interrupted?
Approximately how many hours would you allot to this activity?
Additional comments:

[Melly]

I bet some prude gets his/her panties in a twist over this.

[/Melly]

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ollieoxenfree
2011-08-03 02:35 pm UTC (link)

Name: Ollie Wendell
Age: 15
Body type: Very, very sexy. Abs of steel. You should know, baby. You've seen enough of me.
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being not remotely patient and 10 being unbelievably patient), how patient are you? Usually a 0. When if comes to you, though, I am pure patience. Again, you should know this.
Approximately how many times have you had sex? So many times. I've lost count by now.
Approximately how many times have we made out? So many times and yet not nearly enough. We should fix that.
Approximately how many virgins have you, for lack of a better word, deflowered? Dunno. A few, maybe?
Did any of these virgins file a complaint when you were finished? No one ever has, virgin or otherwise.
What are your views on condom use? I hate condoms, but sometimes they're a necessity.
If I were to let you take my virginity, where would we go to have sex? I'm sure Pitt would let us use his hot tub if we asked nicely.
If we go there, do you anticipate being interrupted? Nah.
Approximately how many hours would you allot to this activity? At least a few. We wouldn't stop until you were thoroughly sated.
Additional comments: I'll be happy to submit my credentials in person whenever you're free, sexy.

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	suchfun 2011-08-04 01:53 am UTC (link)
	♥ your abs. I could eat cookies off of them. Seriously. We'll have to talk about those credentials. ASAP. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ollieoxenfree 2011-08-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
	You are welcome to eat whatever you want off of me, sexy. I'm ready when you are. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	suchfun 2011-08-04 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm busy tonight. Later in the week? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ollieoxenfree 2011-08-04 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure I can fit you in somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	suchfun 2011-08-04 02:00 am UTC (link)
	That's what she said. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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