Wednesday, January 3, 2011: 6PM
Now accepting applications. Please fill out the following form to be considered.
Name:
Age:
Body type:
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being not remotely patient and 10 being unbelievably patient), how patient are you?
Approximately how many times have you had sex?
Approximately how many times have we made out?
Approximately how many virgins have you, for lack of a better word, deflowered?
Did any of these virgins file a complaint when you were finished?
What are your views on condom use?
If I were to let you take my virginity, where would we go to have sex?
If we go there, do you anticipate being interrupted?
Approximately how many hours would you allot to this activity?
Additional comments:
[Melly]I bet some prude gets his/her panties in a twist over this.
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