the_hyper_teen (the_hyper_teen) wrote,
@ 2010-06-16 14:58:00

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Truly this planet Earth was an astounding place. So diverse! So vibrant! Granted, their senses of fashion left much to be desired, but it was a suitable place in the cosmos for the Hyper Teen. There was so much adventure to be had!

At the moment, the Hyper Teen was merely trying to enjoy the Earthen delicacy his father had told him of. Peetza, he believed it was. Their food production managers certainly took a long time however. Perhaps it was frustration with the wait time that had lead to the trio of men that had just burst in the front door with some sort of weaponry.

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	whydowescream 2010-06-16 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Ruth had just been trying to pick up the pizza. But there it came, the urge to say "Dove," And the Situation at Hand is joined by a masked woman in red and blue. (Reply to this)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-06-16 06:16 pm UTC (link)

The fact that the screaming started before the young lady transformed kept the situation from turning into one of those messy Heroic Misunderstandings. The girl also just seemed to radiate goodness.

"Ah-hah! So there is EVIL afoot! Well then, ruffians, prepare to face justice, at the mighty hands of VARON - THE HYPER-TEEN!"

Taking care to remember how fragile these Earthlings tend to be, Varon moves forward and merely flicks the forehead of one of the gunmen.

"Be at ease, fair and fellow champion of justice! Varon and his allies always prevail against evil!" He gives, in his mind, a dashing grin to the young heroine.

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	whydowescream 2010-06-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Ruth briskly removes the gun from the dazed man and extracts the magazine before rapidly turning on one of his blinking associates. "Do they? That's great!" She says pleasantly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-06-16 06:41 pm UTC (link)

The forehead-flicked one is already laying in a heap at the other end of the establishment. Varon laughs heartily as he stares down the remaining criminal.

"So then, evil-doer! Do you yield? Or shall Varon and his beautiful ally rain further punishment down upon you for your misdeeds?"

He leans in to whisper, ineffectively, to the girl. "Personally, Varon would prefer he resist at this point. There have been shockingly few chances to rain down justice since his arrival."

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	whydowescream 2010-06-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, but it'll be such a mess," Ruth frets. As it happens, the gun drops. And Ruth scoops it up and unloads it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-16 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Varon laughs again. "Hah-hah! You are wiser than your actions would credit you for, ruffian!" He turns to the rest of the people still in the restaurant. "Mortals of Earth! Know that you are safe, for this planet is under the protection of VARON - THE HYPER-TEEN!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-16 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Ruth quickly checks on the well-being of the unconscious man and any damage to the furniture and wall, sees that police have been contacted, leaves the money for the pizza and hurries out before her costume fades off of her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-17 12:05 am UTC (link)
	What is this? Varon's ally has vanished before he could thank her for her assistance! Unacceptable! He rushes outside, calling after her. "Ally? Where has Varon's shapely ally of justice vanished to? The Hyper-Teen has not yet thanked you for your assistance upholding the laws of this backwater planet!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-17 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Ruth turns back just enough to step into an ally with an 'Over here' head gesture. If he follows, she'll say, frowning. "Mister...Varon.... Please don't draw attention to me when my costume's gone. If it became too noticeable that I was involved in superheroics, it could affect my Dad's service record." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-17 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Having followed her, Varon nods sagely, taking her hands and clasping them between his own as he does so. "Of course. It would be unseemly for Varon to do such a disservice to one of this world's champions of justice, or their family." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-17 12:24 am UTC (link)
	"I appreciate that. You said you just arrived. From where?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-17 12:44 am UTC (link)
	He gestures boldly towards the southern sky. "Varon has journeyed from far across the universe, from the shining jewel of the Sombrero Galaxy. The city of Tynola, on Planet Valeron. Just as Varon's father, VARTOX - THE HYPER-MAN, experienced great adventure on your fair planet, Varon seeks to do the same." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Ruth suppresses the blinking. Sombrero galaxy? "Oh, that's interesting. So you learned English from your father?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-17 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Varon blinks. "English?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
	"The language we are speaking. Or do you have a mechanical translator?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-17 01:00 am UTC (link)
	"Varon is speaking perfect Tynolan." He rubs his mustache thoughtfully. "Mighty Vartox did say that the linguistic structure of Earth was the closest it came to approaching Valeron's evolutionary status." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-17 01:04 am UTC (link)
	"That's a fascinating coincidence." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-17 01:06 am UTC (link)
	"Indeed. It is one of many fantastic observations Varon has made about this planet. Compatible atmosphere, largely similar biology, apart from your continued engagement in placental procreation, and MAGNIFICENT cuisine. Your fashion sense seems to have gone askew from where it peaked several decades ago however." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
	".....Continued engagement in placental procreation? Do you use uterine replicators on Valeron or something?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-17 01:48 am UTC (link)
	"Tynolan men and women reproduce through an energy maturation process. It is a rebirth of the soul, as each man and woman gives birth to their new self." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whydowescream 2010-06-18 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Ruth blinks. "Oh." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-06-18 10:28 am UTC (link)
	Varon nods. "Yes, your awe is understandable, and Varon is touched by it. It is one of the more elegant and impersonal mating rituals in the universe." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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