you hear it first. (thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2008-12-07 00:43:00

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PROTECTIVE HOUSING TO BE PROVIDED TO ALL MUGGLEBORNS!
In an extremely generous move, the Ministry of Magic is developing housing complexes outside of the wizarding village of Hogsmeade, where muggleborn wizards and witches will live in without fear. The flats will provide all the amenities needed and the security will ensure the safest possible environment for the muggleborn community.

All registered muggleborns must move into the registered flat before January 1st, 1980. If you do not move in by the requirements, your status at your job will be revoked even if the management has paid the fines to provide security for muggleborns. Access to Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade will also be denied.

Information packages will be received in the post shortly.

[ooc] you know how to comment to these :]

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	bigd 2008-12-07 07:00 am UTC (link)
	~~WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO DO~~ Thank you for allowing all of us who are targets for the rising evil to be nicely shepherded into tiny cubicles for the slaughter. Nobody likes to do more work than they really have to. ~~NOT HAPPENING~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thomases 2008-12-07 08:02 am UTC (link)
	How about you, me, Sammy and the ladies buy a villa in the south of France? Hm? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigd 2008-12-07 08:09 am UTC (link)
	Better start brushing up on my francais. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thomases 2008-12-07 08:26 am UTC (link)
	And getting a taste for baguettes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigd 2008-12-07 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh, fuck me, I hate French food. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	babyd 2008-12-07 08:05 am UTC (link)
	WHAT THE FUCK (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigd 2008-12-07 08:12 am UTC (link)
	Langua-- No--you do not need to worry. You are not setting one foot inside there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	babyd 2008-12-07 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, what about you?! What are you supposed to do!? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigd 2008-12-07 08:22 am UTC (link)
	You don't need to worry about me, I'm going to be fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dorcasm_ 2008-12-07 08:21 am UTC (link)
	What kind of fuckery... [DEREK] We'll think of something to rid of this bull. [/DEREK] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Dorcas bigd 2008-12-07 08:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm not--I mean, I'm not worried~~--that's a dirty fucking lie~~-- I mean, not for me, but--Dorcas, I've got--Delana! My kid sister! And Darien, they're just-- What the hell am I going to do? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Derek dorcasm_ 2008-12-07 08:41 am UTC (link)
	If worse comes to absolute fucking worse, moving to the Muggle world won't be so bad, yeah? I can even cook and clean like one! ~~WAIT THAT WAS A LIE oh well, he'll never find out~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Dorcas bigd 2008-12-07 08:46 am UTC (link)
	Can we? Can we just leave like that? God, Dorcas, I don't even know how to deal with--why can't they just leave us alone You should cook for me now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Derek dorcasm_ 2008-12-07 09:05 am UTC (link)
	I know it's easier said than done, but. ~~LKJAJASDF WELL CRAP~~ But it's so late at night! Too late to cook. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Dorcas bigd 2008-12-07 09:11 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but I've had a really lame day, Dorcas my sweet. Homemade food would make it all better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Derek dorcasm_ 2008-12-07 09:18 am UTC (link)
	~~SCREW MY LIFE~~ Well then, my beautiful Hit Wizard! Expect a fully home-cooked dinner tomorrow evening! ~~...........~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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